Cashier Enlists Assistance Of Slightly More Competent Cashier

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“he wants change for a twenty...like is that 5s or 10s and how many?”

When people become customers, they become absolute psychopaths. If you know, you know.

company policy being invoked it seems. 'sorry ma'am.'

Where is the text of the article?

771Morgan 😂

And still nothing gets done!

Working in retail myself, I find this extremely hilarious. There's a reason self service checkouts exist, spare those cashier's the mindless monotony of 'beep beep beep beep beep' for 8 hours a day, and do it yourself.

IDK if shitting on customer service reps is the look you want to go for right now.

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Not a fan on shitting on working class people, but y’all are the edgy PMCs, so I guess it’s all you’ve got?

fucking savage lol . its got to be tough working retail yanno

i remember when the onion was funny

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