Canada Bans Keeping Whales, Dolphins In Captivity

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Canada Bans Keeping Whales, Dolphins In Captivity WhatDoYouThink?

In a move being hailed by animal rights advocates, Canada’s Parliament passed legislation banning whales, dolphins, and porpoises from being bred or held in captivity. What doBenjamin Draper • Gulp Measurer“Where else are they going to keep their whales then?”.

In a move being hailed by animal rights advocates, Canada’s Parliament passed legislation banning whales, dolphins, and porpoises from being bred or held in captivity. What doBenjamin Draper • Gulp Measurer“Where else are they going to keep their whales then?”

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awhalefact OMG did you hear

“Where else are they going to keep their whales, eh?” Proper Canadian grammar

A super mind-blowing and interesting concept, it has enough legs to maybe turn into something huge. Fingers crossed! Or it could just be common sense.

So Canada thinks we should just let these beasts run wild. Liberals!

Sorry, just not funny. And that's my first.

Maybe Dolph Lundgren can keep them at his Dolph Inn.? 🤔

What about the Prince of Whales?

Macy is the voice of the masses. Where, indeed? The oceans are for plumbing waste.

'I spoke with the Prince of whales and we are now very good friends!'

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