Burglar Makes Sure To Crack Glass On Family Portrait

ProZD What an ass

He’s just sore about his own broken family

ProZD It's so the father can pick it up off the floor, brush away the glass, and say 'they can wreck our home...' while pulling the picture out to finish with 'but they can wreck our family!'

I bet the fucker left the toilet clogged too

Looks like an inside job to me...

ProZD I'm sorry. I'm dumb. I don't get it. Lol

Burglars when robbing a house

ProZD Well yea, what else are you supposed to do when you preform a B&E?

We like this burglar better than the previous burglar who ejaculated in the bathroom sink.

The joke is on the burglar. The family portrait photo came with the frame.

Rude!

Finally some quality news

If he didn't, then the ADT commercial wouldn't be as scary

Burglar’s seen a lot of movies. Probably has custom discordant theme music as well. 🎶 Duhn, duhnduuuuuuuuuuhn.

Gives Mother Opportunity To Tell PTA, 'It's Like I've Been Violated'.

That is a prerequisite to any burglary on the Lifetime Channel, for sure.

Based on the crack, it looks like he targeted the woman in the picture....

It's about standards.

Burglar quoted as saying 'Fuck this photo, the angle is just too good, perfect even....not all the photos tho, just this one in particular. I'm gonna stomp it good like Mmhmm.'

a9a9b382dc2d4b0

To represent obviousness.

Damn burglars

Of course, he's not an amateur.

Jokes on him. That photo came with the frame.

Obviously been watching too many Lifetime movies!

What a monster!

I appreciate how thorough he is to keeping the experience movie like

How else would they know they've been burgled?

Hahahah otherwise it won't look like a theft.

Love to see it absolutely textbook robbery protocol

That’s to send a message

United States Latest News, United States Headlines

Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.

kylie jenner could be the highest-paid influencer in the worldHere's how much she reportedly makes on a single sponsored post. 🤮
Source: i_D - 🏆 32. / 68 Read more »

The Best Food Processor for All Your Kitchen Prep TasksAn investigation into whether or not Cuisinart still makes the best food processor.
Source: epicurious - 🏆 114. / 63 Read more »

Secret Sandwiches Beat All Other Lunch OptionsHighly Recommend: Being one of 10 people to grab Marrow's secret sandwiches. This tweet from is retweeted via foods_HQ which tracks selected cooking related handles and retweets them 24x7. Follow to be always up to date with everything happening in the food world. Retweet and spread the word. You guys should take down Brads pickled egg video, because it can kill people if they follow what he did. It can cause botulism, when making them you can't poke them[which he did], according to the CDC. Normaly they would be fine because the acidity keeps This recipe for homemade infused oils can kill people, it dosen't say to refrigerate it, which when left at room temp for 24 hours can produce botulism and kill you.
Source: bonappetit - 🏆 482. / 51 Read more »

This Arizona-Inspired Lipstick Makes My Lips Look Plumper in SecondsThis poppy coral hue makes me want to book a summer trip ASAP.
Source: Allure_magazine - 🏆 473. / 51 Read more »

Antoni Thinks He Can Say 'Olive Oil Drizzle' and That Makes Him a Food Expertdelete this and leave antoni and his guacamole alone
Source: Jezebel - 🏆 153. / 63 Read more »