Budget Nursing Home Just Giant 100-Foot Hole

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Sorry... Does that sign say 'Care Centre' or 'Cave Centre'? Ah, nevermind, Grandma will probably enjoy spelunking anyways.

Sounds about right for pine bluff

I'm guessing that nursing home is covered by the Medicare Advantage plan endorsed by Jimmie Walker.

A hole? You were lucky!

This made me wonder why more cemeteries aren’t also Golf Course ⛳️ 🪦

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this is where my dad is going

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