Source: Healthcare Press (healthcarepress.net)
DouglasJessic15 'Jolly, what a bloody good cup of tea!' -The Resurrected Prince
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NJShorePatch Hehehehe
First find an oldie like him doing a multi day coke and acid binge!
😒
long live the god emperor!
Are the dead in the morgue, what was that being doing there?
someone hook bro up with some adrenachrome
He does not look good at all! Maybe they sent him home to pass.
JanieVass
Good health...
Stupid and so not funny comment !
Not pulling any punches ..
Why not he became King . Poor
Kill me...... Kill me......
A face only a cousin could love.
His face doesn’t look healthy tho.Should Definitely hydrate
This is actually terrifying. AppliesLotion EatsMoreVeggies StartsRunning
E.T
These comments: 1/3 WhAt If ThIs wAs YoUr GrAnDfAtHeR? 1/3 royal drama conspiracy theories 1/3 haha man is old
lindsay13dic JAJSJSJAJAJQJJ
When your body should have died years ago, but the injected dead babies stem cells gives you immortality
Does the Palace not have a vehicle with tinted windows?
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mkbernz Not funny
Glad your feeling better. We pray for you and your family.
Lol😅...on a serious note though, he looks like death, yerrr🤦♂️.
QTQT4
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At this point the keeping him alive as punishment
The royal zombie still walks the Earth.
😂😂
Sad that the Queen did not protect this old soul from photographers! The publishing of this pic is part of the reason why Diana is dead, and Harry and Meghan are in the US. The relentless need for the tabloids to intrude. This man is 99!! Leave him the f*** alone!
Released from the morgue 😂😂😂
_riahC
my dream is outlive this man
itsgrace77
not the morgue
“What’s the matter smoothskin ain’t never seen a ghoul before!?!”
Define “good health”
He look like deathbed
Trump's physicians declare him to be the healthiest Royal in existence.
If that's good health I'd hate to be sick.
Stay classy.
He’s decomposing whole still alive
I swear his punishment for marrying that Granny and helping her steal countries is life. Surely this isn't 'the gift of life' the Bible was talking about? I feel like I saw him in MJ's 'Thriller' music video.
It's definitely just one of the servants wearing his skin
hou julle op 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Not this caption chile 😭😭
C'mon man
I kinda feel bad for him. He looks like he really doesn't want to be here anymore. I would feel the same way so please let me go when I'm 80.
He will go when his is called. It’s called hell on earth.
Kikiofren
Which good health?
He looks d***
Weekend at Prince Phillip's
Lmfao
cconni
astridfeldens
GalvinSeriously almost...
Parece una momia
Oh hilarious! Wonder, when you get there, how you'll feel about being ridiculed just for being old.
Omg he looks like a corpse. He needs some colour back.
Shitting me
If DNR had a face 💯
When you are afraid of going to hell then you hold on for dear life
How dare a satire website make satirical comments about someone!
😂😂😂
Mans needs to be hit with one of these bih
If I came across this person, I would run for my life.
He saw a glimpse of hell that's why he doesn't want to leave just yet, he knows he will burn an eternity 🤣
Money and power can't buy you everything.
Hello
He's deed
From one granddad to another.. Rock on young Phillip...as an afterthought...Can we not now cease the Sussex titles? The UK public are now watching ridicule by having to accept their fake titles. Enough now Buck House.Let em on Royal titles is not on.
___iamshane 😭
Good Health as in, He would fuck a pussy If he could? lol
RandomNobody86 All he needs is a little foundation.
He's surprised himself how he got out
'in good health'
Released from whaaat?
MsAphelele Did you say Morgue?
JackDevero Mans a Zombie goes to the hospital to get free blood from the living,thats the only explanation hei coz epw
Is he like bicentennial man now?
That man needs some concealer and foundation STAT......
SizweDhlomo Released where
SizweDhlomo He's on his hundreth life😂
That corpse looks like, Illuminat!es are giving it the blood of Virg!ns to stay alive.
He looks tired! He just want to join his ancestors... Rip
Waaah...🙆🏿♂️
Pavarito tlo bone kgotsi😂🤣😂🤣
SizweDhlomo Look at this guy. Yho.
Just finished a really beautiful book, makes me want to write a song about a changeling who ISNT a serial killer
SizweDhlomo Princess Diana waiting for him on the other side:
He is 90+ ..your hating ass wont even make 50...keep talking poo
ffs can somebody give this man a Twitter account, let him go out in style.
SizweDhlomo Yho!😳😳
SizweDhlomo 😀😀😀😀
SizweDhlomo Is this guy even aware that he is alive?
SizweDhlomo Die Hard Sequel
SizweDhlomo Good health?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
jpmuga Arrg only funny bonned people replied, was looking out for that one salty reply, well, next time.
mzzwalcott 😳
jpmuga Pun very much intended, now look at the replies and see the level of understanding, then let's laugh together.
Itiswinny Help please support GoFundMe campaign Alessia 🙏🙏😭🆘💔🆘😭🙏
DISGUSTING YOU LIKED THIS .JEEEEEEEEEZ ASSHOLE
😂😂😂😂
This man is on 0.0005%
And they are all worried about what Megan's baby would look like?
Weekend at Bernie’s ?
Whoa, not cool Onion
Let him rest, I can see his suffering
😭
He looks dead lmao
So I guess 'The Walking Dead' is renewed for a new season 😂
That face really says 'In Good Health'
Was he dead
u think hes got that schmeat? 👀
IamChiuri In bad taste
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TheDoubleY Davros reborn!
be more respectfull - he must ' help to - stop the 4's and 5's all the mischievous things his wife and son did in a century 😔
My pretty feet on my only fans🥰💞
The guys dead. Its a full on weekend at Bernie's situation.
😅
“I am the lizard king, I can do anything”
arlaadi he doesn’t look alive to me! 🤷🏾♂️
WhoGluv In good health dusted me💀
Devon_OnEarth this feels like something you'd post
😂😂😂
Morgue?
Sometimes onions make people cry. Those people should stfu
Pictured here enroute to Prometheus
That’s a horrible thing to say about anyone shame on you
I usually love the Onion, but making fun of a sick, frail old person because of their appearance seems undeservedly cruel.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like POTUS
Man one of the rare few photos where you can see him mid transformation.
MamboJayZim
maddalorian Y’all need to stop 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
He looks good for someone who’s dead💥⚡️🚀
JoshwaM I feel like we were making these jokes during the royal wedding...three years ago😂this man never dies
Ffs, he looks like the creepy man from Poltergeist 2
GameOfThrones ?
Look up rictus in a dictionary, and this is the illustration. 'Caused by poisoning with strychnine. Hemlock water dropwort is the most likely candidate for the 'sardonic herb', which was a neurotoxic plant used for the ritual killing of elderly people in pre-Roman Sardinia.'
Whoa
Not gonna lie, for a second there I thought I'd just learned of prince Phillip's death from a meme.
Scary! 😳
🤣🤣
Umkhovu! 🤞🏾
PLSSSS😭😭🤷🏽♀️
Dude not funny at all
😂😂😂
Let him rest guys
Man falling into that vat of acme chemicals was rough
He and Keith Richards must have the same doctor
Same energy lmao
You’d think they could afford some window tint...
coherentstates He literally looks like Nosferatu
lisaquestions 🏳️⚧️💛🤍❕L🤣L❕💜🖤🏳️⚧️
Déjeme decirles que está hecho una gran picha.
😅
artisound Mystery Man
tamiface93 🧐🥴🥴
Osama_otero I can't help anymore 😂😂😂😂😂
Let that man go to Satan pls
Too much 🙌🏻too much
MaximumADHD hehmyul come look, chat is cursed
Yea im pretty sure he eats babies
Not funny 🖕🏼
sorry, but this really and truly is not funny at all
How are these palace people still alive? What are they drinking blood.
zina_palin Funniest truthful thing I’ve read all week! 😂😂
Releasedddd from the morgueee. Please give the writer a high-five and a kiss on the mouth.
Y’all wrong for that🤦🏽
Picture of health
cujoknows
Lowpayed_simp
😂😂😂😂😂
Sunlight doesnt hurt him? Wow!
😂😂😂
Only simpletons like tou would say that. Shows how shallow you are and your lack of any empathy for people, let alone any sign of moral fibre.
Connor_Green wrenbiz
by “good health” they must mean 70% dead already
jesus
The_Badger_jm thread here
Who’s the photographer I wanna know🤔.. because he always manages to get the photograph at the right angel to make it look like he “could” be alive but obviously isn’t is he 🤷🏽♂️ PrincePhilip hemustbe
That picture is horrifying
made this for him 💖
Yes it was like a picture of the Grim Reaper
BenjaminPDixon I feel like he looks
GOOD LORD HE IS NOT “in good health” lol 😂
I know I'm not supposed to laugh...but 😂😂😂
PhatPhoenician SaltyCracker_ BahaaMadiHB Fadi__961
This is not funny at all.
AboElYouss FadenAhmad
This man can't be fucking real
Are they sure about the 'good health' Cuz it sure doesn't look like it
Ahh the king of britain! :D
He looked, dead-ish....
Weekend at Phillip’s!!!
👀👀👀
🤣🤣
pls
Not funny
'Can't wait to get back to the palace and get me some good lovin''
KeelzMoney talk truth !!! Oh Lawd man
Not funny at all. Not even satire.
He doesn’t look well 😥
That man is DEAD
Him leaving the morgue like:
One of my nana's best friends live to be 106 and I promise you she looked younger than this
Trigger’s broom.
mojodubs briangetslowe
Rude!!
JESUS FUCK
geromerohn cerm84
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PaulLaugh45 He’s been dead for years 🤣
It looks like they spent a month reviving him
CaffeineAndHate Pedophilia ages you past death
😂
OMG he's looking so sexy!!!! I'm about to bust!!!!! 💦💦
Why does he look like he's going to call me a smoothskin
I finally realized where they’re driving him back from. It’s not the morgue, it’s the PET SEMETARY!
Weekend at Bernie's?
Steven_Strauss This would be funny if HRH didn’t look like death warmed over.
Pretty unsightly article. What other old people can we laugh at?
Apparently his family debated what colour he would be when he returned 🤷♂️
I’m beginning to believe in the lizard rumours
How many heart, lung, liver, and kidney, transplants has he had? He must be China's number 1 customer for organ harvesting.
he wishes. they won't let him die.
Ya,sure, that’s what the palace says. I think he escaped.
lmfaooooo 💀
I am usually amused at your stuff but that's not funny. Would you make the joke if he was your father or grandfather?
Poor taste
Talranddrake
He's lits a century old. Like, yeah, he should look like death lol
😂
Not funny
swsrtboots
good health? he's pretty much the walking dead omds
Great news 🙏 Morelife princephillip
Not funny. Cruel.
He looks like something from TheWalkingDead. Someone has definitely reanimated his corpse.
Being covered in rice usually solves this issue
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givhington Probably had a convo with Supernatural's Death about the good ol days
I love The Onion, but that’s going too far.
If this is not the scariest person in the world rn, I don't know!! 😂 I'm not even trying to be funny!
Poor man. Why make fun of a 99 year old man?
looking good Mr President o7
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If any sensible person saw this shambling towards them the only thing to think would be: 'OK we've seen the movies, you have to destroy the brain or it'll keep biting'
Well that has to be both extremely poor form and pretty shitty karma. Well done, The Onion.
Oh Geez
comradebubbly nice cock man!
He doesn't look well at all.
Why are the comments below Onion articles always people being offended by their standard satire? If you don't enjoy it simply block the Onion or just don't follow it.
SHAMELESS COUPLE H&M 1.COVID IS EATING WAY THE WORLD AND THEY SHOW NO COMPASSION 2.HIS GRANDFATHER IS JUST OUT OF THE GRAVE AND THEY HAS NO EMPATHY OR SYMPATHY How are they Royal by any Measure of Humanity?
greenmitty
kalasaurus I'm going to hell for the amount I laughed at this.
why does he look like that, lmfao
Expired Mango
omg was he in indiana jones?!?
He looks awesome smiling
SalwayBen he actually looks like something Ash would blow the brains out of with his boomstick
Hes on airplane mode ✈
Riddlem85722287 Whose organs did they expropriate without compensation this time?
Phillip has to kick the bucket soon.
Mike did it better 💀
Lookin good!!! 👻👻👻
He's only alive because he's 99, he wants to hit 100 then he's out
sleepstagram
That’s just cruel.
Tales from the crypt vibes
lol
Looks like Peter Cushing trapped in a wind tunnel.
He looks like a bog body...genuine.
Yo is so true tho
hilarious
Jesus
even the zombies from the walking dead look more alive than that
He's basically living on fumes now.
He's Indro Montanelli?
He is really holding onto dear life.
Its not until a picture like that is published that you are reminded just how many cunts there are around and among us.
GeoVin_FS bona motho wa gago💀😂😂
I know he looks. That's not funny.
Or in “good spirits” 😆
😯😯 👀👀 Good LORD! He Needs 🥞 25,35,45 & 55 Concurrently!! Decades Of Bigotry Will Eat At U FromThe Inside/OUT!
Prince Phillip will be back doing his PrincePhillip antics in no time.
Now I can’t shut my eyes without seeing him I hope you’re happy
Jesus Christ no please
Kind of mean
He looks like the ghost of slavery past.
Not funny. At all.
Holy shit the Night King looks awful.
To the many with all the smartass replies. He's human first, a royal by marriage. Why judge the man. Who will be judging and despising, hating on you at your end. Grow up.
Cannot believe that guys is still alive. I thought for sure this was it!
i don't believe in evil ritual stuff. but if i did, it would be because of this walking corpse of a person(?).
BamanthaSone legit is this man a walking corpse or what ?
What kind of dark magic are they using to keep him alive 💀
I had to do a double take on this one
Prince Phillip is everywhere ! 😝
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Life is hard when the Queen doesn't give you permission to die😋
Good to see they unfroze him for the afternoon
🎶Sekusele kancane...🎵🎶
rippinlips22 Crying
My grandpa looks better and he’s currently a pile of ashes.
Not good.
Who sleep next to him. I'm sure that person has been practicing by sleeping in the mortuary.
Seguro que está vivo?
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