Buccaneers Unnerved By Jason Pierre-Paul Celebrating Touchdowns By Lighting Fireworks On Sideline

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PARADISE, NV—Holding their breath as he threw firecracker after firecracker at the Gatorade jug, members of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were reportedly unnerved Sunday by Jason Pierre-Paul celebrating touchdowns by lighting fireworks on the sideline. “I heard this loud ‘pop, pop, pop,’ and whipped around to see Jason lighting another one. Where does he even get them from?” said linebacker Devin White, who claimed that, in last week’s game, Pierre-Paul had spent the entire third quarter setting up a display for the end-of-the-game celebration. “Christ, he’s got one called the ‘Powder Keg’ that’s bigger than my bicep. Should we call security? Because I thought he was gonna lose an eye shooting off all the bottle rockets at halftime. Oh fuck, there goes his foot.” At press time viewers at home were dazzled as Pierre-Paul’s exploding arm spelled out ‘Go Bucs’ in blood.

PARADISE, NV—Holding their breath as he threw firecracker after firecracker at the Gatorade jug, members of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were reportedly unnerved Sunday by Jason Pierre-Paul celebrating touchdowns by lighting

fireworks on the sideline. “I heard this loud ‘pop,’ and whipped around to see Jason lighting another one. Where does he even get them from?” said linebacker Devin White, who claimed that,setting up a display for the end-

 

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Somebody give him a hand

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Somewhere a lonely bowler softly weeps.

UniWatch may have something to say about this pic...not the current uniform set.

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I don’t get it

I’m convinced he’d still be a talented player with zero fingers

Damn that's kind of fucked up, Onion.

The Giants got rid of him because they didn't want to pay him and haven't been able to replace him since lmao

I give this a ten out of ten finger review. Wait a minute?

Onion got raw today

American sports humour? Hard pass.

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