FILE - Brazil's President Jair Bolsonaro speaks during a joint press conference Paraguay's president at the Planalto Palace in Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 24, 2021. Bolsonaro was taken to a Sao Paulo hospital early Monday, Jan. 3, 2022, with a suspected intestinal obstruction, the country’s media reported.
SAO PAULO, Brazil — Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro was taken to a Sao Paulo hospital early Monday with a suspected intestinal obstruction, the country’s media reported.
Couldn’t happen to a better Authortarian!
Just backed up with BS
Well… shit…
Gosh I sure hope one specific thing happens
POS.
Darn?
pos praxis lol
Light bulb?
He's responsible for thousands of deaths 👎
Lol.
Translation- Bolsonaro is full of 💩
No poop for you.
Hopefully they can't take the 16 inch black dildo from his ass and he has to wear it for the rest of his life.
Deus o abençoe
New Year is celebrated not by a ball drop, but when Bolsonaro gets poop pumped out of his nose
It's that a roundabout way of saying he's full of shit? If so:
Brazil lacks windows?
Good.
Did he eat a piece of Christmas tree? Is he a house cat?
Intestinal obstruction? I assume they are going to attempt to remove his head from his own arse then?
This guy just absolutely LOVES being hospitalized. Wild horses couldn't drag him away.
An enema of volcanic lava would do the trick
It's gotta be from all of that rainforest fed beef he eats.
Race car go 'vroom vroom'!
Its his head.
Whomp whomp
A big dildo.
If this man was a horse he’d be glue by now
It’s from that injury that he got didn’t he get stabbed or something there?
toda desgraça pra ele é pouca 🥳🥳
Tots and pears to the scourge of the Amazon, the Brazilian tRump.😂
Dildo?
Has his latest opinion got stuck?
If the hiccups didn't get him, trapped wind has no chance. Toughest guy in South America.
Poor gerbil…
That's what happens when you get drunk and keep eating those pistachios.
God’s Cock
No shit?!
Always suspected he was full of shit. Now it's official.
Long COVID
Karma for he is evil 👿
Seems to be coming out of the other end just fine. Maybe flip him over?
Probably Steve Bannon
Why is this breaking news? Just give him some Miralax.
😔
Vaso ruim não quebra😡
The same guy who let the Amazon Rainforest burn?
Fake news.
Mans need more fiber son!
Brazil NUT 😏
The news is wild. Like I need to know about the President of Brazil's (temporary) health issues. Continuing about my day and wish him well!
Karma that for the rainforest
'Thoughts & prayers.'
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