I think about this article ever time I make pasta
I’m not paranoid….
Every. Damn. Time.
'Twas hubris.
Where do I find boiled water?
This is why I recycle
mattlanza Every day.
I thought this was a satire website 🤷🏽
It's not satire, it's just the truth.
Did it today to check cooking time for fresh tagliatelle
ROFL. I just did this about 2 hrs ago. Were you watching me?
Stop mining my life for humor.
Please join spoutible
Gotta do what you gotta do! 😠
Hey at least I remembered I took the food out first this time.
I feel attacked
I have done that myself😉
Every time!
Recycle!
Haven’t we all done this👀
🙋♂️
Always
Every dam day
If you have to read the instructions on a box of mac & cheese, you should probably just buy it in the microwavable cups.
If this isn't the most relatable onion article...
Why in the trash. That is recyclable
Four tbsp of butter, duh.
Who needs instructions for Mac and Cheese? It's better if everyone just cooks it their own way?
It's funny, because it's true. It might just be true.
I do this every time I make something 😂😂
I don't even need to retrieve this one
Well it's Kraft Mac and cheese, so the only instruction on the box is to throw it in the trash where it belongs!
My life!
They obviously didn't read the instructions on how to open it.
It’s even better when you throw away the ingredients, & try to cook the box. -);{
Booooooooooo
Me tonight. With mac-n-cheese.
Aren’t we even pretending to recycle?!?
I also just literally did this
Hahaha all the time for me
Guilty. 🙋♀️
Just so you know, it was not retrieved 'immediately'! It took some ramming to find it! 😂🤣😅
Funny because it’s true. 👍🏻
btdt
Every time
All. The. Time.
I knew of these three girls, it’s actually a article in a newspaper about how their parents sent them off to senior year in Italy and they burned their host families apartment down because they never put water in the pasta. They should be reading that stuff
Some days it really is a 'wait is it 1/4 or 1/2 cup of milk?' day
SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD
So true, and I can’t imagine that there’s more to this article than this headline.
Well it should be because that box is recyclable 🙂
EVERY TIME!!! It’s bagged rice, but I need the box as support
I feel attacked! 🤭🥰
Box with expiration date retrieved from trash after first bite.
I'm, I did that tonight.
Well done 😂
Me, when I don’t know US measurements
If it’s a cardboard box it’s being retrieved from the recycling tyvm
I don't bother to read the box. They reduced the recommend amount of butter, and changed to skim/low fat milk because healthy or something. Nah. Cook until squishy, chuck in half a stick of butter and a ¼ cup (60ml) of cream. There. Best Kraft Dinner.
That’s ME!!
😝
Way to relatable. Did that with dashi powder.
This is arguably not funny but rather just a thing that happens.
I DO THIS SO MUCH 😭😭😭
Why, oh why, is every grocery-store pizza cooked at a different temperature? ... What did it say on the box before I crumpled it up?
Let my people go.
I think that’s my hand
HuntsGabriel I literally just did this
I'm in this tweet and I hate it...
I feel seen.
I do that all the time 😂
I've done this
This is the ground breaking news we need in this day and age. Thank you!
so true
why? ain't they online
That might be my hand 🤣
They didn't miss
Happens more then I would like to admit 😒
This is me. Very. Single. Time. Was it one or two tablespoons?
This one hits
EyesOnTheRight where's the joke
Tweet Recycled From Eight Months Ago.
Elon with twitter
so true
Always. I don't care if I've made it a 100 times.
I've done this so many times
180C for 20 minutes.
You should be able to figure out the blue box instructions without retrieving the box. TheMoreYouKnow bluebox
MrJonCryer More like 'box in trash poked until instructions can be read from the trash can'
Me fr
'Shit. Forgot I wrote my crypto wallet seed inside there.'
Noodle cooking time. And on top of that, buying imported noodles from Asia, while boiling, you have look around the package and search for that cooking time for about 4 minutes.
Why are you making fun of people who do this? Asking for a friend.
why are you calling me out like that?
Now I'm hungry for mac and cheese
I quote this one all the time
Yep, done that.
Happens every time❣️
Yeah, the box says it serves three but we all know the truth.
Lol I do this several times a week 😂
If I had a nickel.....
I feel seen.
At least three times
I literally just did this with that same box of mac n cheese .
Once it hits the trash can I'm winging it on the instructions. The end results get to be a surprise.
🖖😂
Every time...
None of you awful people recycle
Same energy
MrJonCryer Having that kind of a Sunday, hmm? 🤣
Looks like I'm not the only one..😄
💯
It’s always Rice Krispies
Just leave it instruction-side up. That’s what I do now.
Don't judge me.
I’m in this post and I don’t like it.
Not with Mac n Cheese 1/2 stick Butter 5/16 cup 🥛. Rice a Roni might have me digging for the box.
Henry_Hill8
BravesGasm I feel seen.
This fucking happens to me all the time
More than once
Day 6,980,420 of the onion reporting on the truth
I’ve never done that. 😬 Okay sometimes I do that….
Are you watching me?
highly relatable
👏Doesn’t👏miss👏
Who among us has not
It says the Onion but thats actual facts
Might be a good thing. When you screw up the dish it can be blamed on a garbage stain.
Area man continues pumping gas until he can stop exactly on a whole dollar amount.
Every time!
I am local man
Every single time!
Every....damn....time..... 😡
So true
I am in this article and I do not like it.
Nothing wrong with that...
Get outta my house goddamn it!
I ate that earlier
Who hasn't done that?
CavsJoeG Should have been in the recycling bin.
all the time
I've done this more often than I care to admit.
That's terrible! It should have been retrieved from the recycling bin.
Omg 😲 that is just me everytime 🤣
My big mistake is to rip the packaging or put my thumb through the bag right where the instructions were.
Goddammit
'Add water and heat for 3 min' Oh geez, I could have figured that out.
I hate when I read an onion headline that feels like a personal attack... which is all the time.
everyday
But have you eaten a McDonalds fry you found between your car seats?
Ain't satire, this is the real life.
Too real
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
I forgot what the directions said in the walk back to the stove from the trash.
This one got me. The worst is when you’re halfway into it and the box is covered in egg juice and god only knows what else
Every time 😎
It's because cooking instructions are too small to see, even on pizza boxes
Even if it's your first time cooking KD, the graphic used to illustrate this headline seems too unbelievable, even for The Onion.
Garbage in, garbage out.
Busted
I think of this headline every single time I make mac n cheese.
😔
Imagine needing cooking instructions on mac n’ cheese. Couldn’t be me.
'I'm just getting it for reference. I'm not even going to look at it. Wait, I was supposed to add water?'
That was funny the first 5 times you shared it
Shoulda recycled that.
Eh, they took off the microwave directions so I use the internet anyways
calling me out... rude
Stop spying on me!!!
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Retrieving it from the bin
Had to do it last night. Y’all got someone stalking me?
Every. Damn. Time.
10 minutes ago...
Me all the time.
add butter, milk, and yellow shit....and so it was done
Every damn time
lonelyThanos_
🆘
This is a real report for once. It just happened to me too. There must be an epidemic!
You can’t throw your chef certification in the trash.
There's instructions!!!
iamdugal iamdugal this is seriously TRUTH
Every. Damn. Time.
ClaireMarie_G3
CraigSJ OMG I feel seen.
I do this at least once a month
'How many minutes! How many minutes?...'
BrandyRobison
Is that George costanza’s hand?
This RESONATES
tlshaheen
Me everday lol
LucyisLike Lucy, don't attack me like this at 9:20 in the morning.
It’s kinda wet too eww
To recycle it, I hope
me: *saves box* my dad, aggressively: you know, you can clean up while stuff is cooking me: you're just going to have to dig it out of the trash dad: what a dumb reason to save a box (5 minutes later) dad: *digs through trash* somehow this happens every time
Are there donuts down there?!?
I do this all the time.🙃
Every time
Area couple pretends that settling the dispute over cooking time IS NOT about other long simmering resentments
I thought this was supposed to be satire.
Been there done that 🤣
wow
Totally!!!
Do you really need that instruction for a plate of macaroni cheese?
Too real
yada, yada, yada
mikepriceinla Do we really still need the instructions for Mac and cheese? We've been eating it since childhood. How do you not know how to make it by now? Half of the job is boiling macaroni for cryin out loud.
thecinemasnob
Every. Mac & Cheese. Ever.
Me
Its really not that hard to properly prepare a box with mac and cheese on it. First open it up and cut out the mac and cheese pieces. Then read the directions while you wait for the picture to steam away from the cardboard and enjoy.
thecinemasnob It can't be an Onion story if it's plausible!
Been there, done that.
As certain as the day is long.
Me
I love inspiring my fans
Indeed
observeaddict This new “first-person retriever “ game looks awesome.
Glad I'm not the only one who does that.
Its funny because its true.
All the time. ' how many minutes?'
...been there!
scknurr
I feel attacked
I think of this headline every time I do this.
You are watching me aren’t you? maga
Every time...
I'm dying.
audbreezy this is getting scary again.
Why? Those instructions are worthless.
Guilty
Lol.
Was it a box of chestnuts?
Tweet with many likes repeated frequently.
Glad I’m not the only one!
Everytime
Where is the satire
I feel personally attacked
This is a personal attack.
1/4 cup butter or margarine 1/4 cup of milk and contents of sauce packet....know it by heart already haha suckers!
finally some rel8able news
I have unironically done this before when cooking oatmeal
So annoying, I do it more times than not.
I’ve done this so many times I’ve lost count...
Not my proudest moments.
😂
So I’m not the only dummy in the kitchen out there? Relief! How many have I pulled out from the trash can through the years?
I feel attacked.
Get the hell outta my kitchen, !
Already stored the picture of the instructions on my phone, jokes on you!
Twice today
Will you ever stop spying on me? Can't anyone keep any secrets?
Every day 🤦♀️
Every time.
Hahah no shit !!
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