Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located in the bushes outside the Michigan practice facility where Pete Thamel and Adam Rittenberg hide with their binoculars looking for Wolverines staffers headed to future opponents' games, also with binoculars, we try not to be like Loki and mess with the main timeline the universe typically runs on. But sometimes taking a turn down a wormhole becomes our duty.
Like this week, which blurs the line between the end of one college football week with a capital"W" and the next, seeing as how Week 9 ended in the wee hours of Sunday morning, but the start of Week 10 had too big of a Bottom 10 gravitational pull to be avoided.
There was no way we in good consciousness could have filed these rankings for a Wednesday reveal with that game having not yet been played. Also, we didn't have as many kids come to the house as we had planned for, so I spent Tuesday night watching those first two games while eating 32 Fun Size Snickers and snorting a half-dozen Pixie Stix straws, so my hands were shaking so badly I couldn't have typed anything even if I had wanted to.
With apologies to Milton Hershey, the Great Pumpkin, Ziggy Stardust and Steve Harvey, here --- finally -- is the Week 9 ... err, Week 10 ... Bottom 10.from kontinuing to korner the market when it komes to keeping kontrol of this krest of the Bottom 10 roll kall. Koming up next? Kennesaw State.The Zips ran in the winning touchdown with 26 seconds remaining for a 31-27 victory.
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