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Unemployment Claims Keep Piling Up in Tri-State AreaMore than half a million people filed for unemployment in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut last week as the economic fallout of the coronavirus pandemic continues to grow. Keep businesses closed. Don’t go outside. It will all be fine. Said the man in the white tower sitting on his golden thrown. (Not speaking of Trump there, I’m speaking of all the other politicians still getting a paycheck but telling everyone else they can’t make money) So reopen the economy. As long as the stock market bubble continues with more and more unemployed, I’m happy. I’m making more money staying on unemployment and doubled my portfolio in a market where FED is giving free money.
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Florida wildfires in Naples area force evacuations, close Interstate 75Mandatory evacuation orders by the Greater Naples Fire Control District were prompted by 'fast-moving' brush fires sweeping across 4,000 acres, according to a tweet by the Collier County sheriff. It was unclear how many people were affected by the order. I hope it rains in this area! In the name of God.
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Chicago-area woman fatally mauled by French bulldog she had rescuedA Chicago-area woman was fatally mauled by a French bulldog she had rescued, police say. A French bulldog? Thats wild. Never would have ever guessed that. Thanks for clarifying all the police said that and it wasn't just the headline of a story you were reporting on. Imagine being killed by a 20lbs, 12 inches tall animal. Ha ha... like... step on it. Roll over on top of it. Punt it. Why is this so funny to me?
Source: NBCNews - 🏆 10. / 86 Read more »
Amid partial reopening, hodge-podge of Bay Area orders leaves residents dazed, confusedAn uneven stew of shelter-in-place orders in the Bay Area is leaving business orders confused and disoriented as they respond to local officials' interpretations Open, closed; Yes, No; Required, Not Required; Can, Cant; Here, Not There; Restricted, Unrestricted; Mask, No Mask; Today, Not Tomorrow...
Source: latimes - 🏆 11. / 82 Read more »
Chicago-Area Woman Is Mauled to Death by Her Adopted French Bulldog: 'She Loved That Animal'Bleeding heavily, Lisa Urso managed to make it outside to the porch, where her body was later found by friends I would have kicked that motherfucker across the house How? this is so false. The woman had Shorty Bullies, not French Bulldogs.
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San Francisco and at least four other Bay Area counties plan to partially reopen MondaySan Francisco, San Mateo, Marin, Napa and Solano counties will ease restrictions starting Monday. Santa Clara is sticking with its current shelter-in-place orders. I sincerely hope people still act responsible enough so that the counties don't have to reapply the restrictions. Please wear masks, social distance, and try to avoid crowded places still! silvioluiz Great news! I see no specific mention of what Marin is doing/relaxing/reopening on Monday in this article, am I missing something?
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