Biggest Things Catholics Give Up For Lent

Running Naked Through The Streets Yelling “Pleasure! Pleasure!” While it can be difficult for Catholics to stop doing this every night, it’s important that they at least try to cover their genitals and stay indoors.

Giving up something for Lent can be a enriching and rewarding experience. I gave up religion for Lent years ago, and I've never been happier.

I always give up my Catholicism for Lent.

Are there still people converting to Catholicism?

There was the one who massacred his entire neighborhood when he gave up control of his homicidal impulses. Oh wait, that didn't actually happen. Yet.

Fatality.

I had a girlfriend give me up for Lent one year.

That's what Mexico is for. God's blindspot.

Yup sounds like a very Catholic solution to the problem.

Putting God's Cheat Month to Use!

In 1978 I announced for Lent I was giving up superstitions. I never looked back.

Some might even give up pederasty.

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Every woman I know who's had an abortion(s) is Catholic.

you are not supposed to report real news.... I don't think I can handle you starting to report real shit too....

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Catholic priests are anti-abortion because they would hate to miss out on some of those sexy mistakes..

Apparently the priests give up their vows of celibacy after they see how the robes drape over the choir boys that developed during the winter

Have you ever seen atom-matic handwriting before?

I gave up Catholicism. 👍🏼

Choir boys?

They should give up religion for Lent.

*other cults

Better than experimenting with little boys I guess.

A 7-year-old shouldn't be so attached to Reservoir Dogs anyway.

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these get a lil goofy imo

Virginity

I was never good at giving up anything for lent and I gave up on resolutions and diets. I have been sober for 34 years but that's another story.

They give up thinking women should lead mass

I gave up being a Catholic (and in fact a Christian) many Lents ago! Haven’t regretted it since!

I'm giving up hard drugs and patterned tops.

I just farted and it reeks like human shit .

I've decided to give up Catholicism for Lent

I gave up being Catholic for Lent once.

I’m going lent lite this year, giving up things on even days only.

Fr Tom’s horn

I once gave up guilt for Lent.

Smelling things other than for checking expiration dates.

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