Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race

Joseph Biden, Election 2020, Vol 56 Issue 07, Politics

Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race

Joseph Biden, Election 2020

24.2.2020

Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race

WASHINGTON—Imploring his supporters to relieve him of his obligations on the campaign trail, former vice president and current presidential candidate Joe Biden reportedly begged his donors Thursday to stop sending him money so he could quit the presidential race. “Look, folks, we are at an important crossroads in our bid for the nomination, and I’m asking you from the bottom of my heart to please, please stop giving to my campaign so I can just end it already,” Biden wrote in an email sent to every individual, corporation, and political action committee that has contributed to his campaign, adding that with their generous help, they could help put him out of his misery at this “crucial juncture” right before the Nevada caucus. “I’m going to be honest with you. We’re being outpaced in fundraising by the other campaigns, and that is great, because I am very, very tired and ready to admit defeat; so please, whether you have $1 or $100 to spare, don’t send either. I know I can count on you to support me as I head back into retirement and try to pretend none of this ever happened.” At press time, sources confirmed Biden began openly weeping when he received a $4 million surge in donations.

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cook_robert_l Another BIDEN FAKE PICTURE Gingrich_of_PA 🤣😂 Confirmed ThePriceSicard Hahahahaha jvgraz The Firebird needs waxing Geez, just get the man what he wants “c’mon, tough guy...” realDonaldTrump 😄 Gingrich_of_PA These people are ill. Let him go Look, fat wallet! BadAim2048 That would seriously be the best thing for Bernie. A lot of Biden supporters have Bernie as their second choice.

‘We're alive and we're coming back’: Joe Biden stakes presidential bid on crucial South Carolina primaryVice President Joe Biden heads to a crucial test in the South Carolina primary, where political experts say a win could jumpstart his flagging presidential campaign – or another loss could end it. Black voters love Biden. SC is full of black folks. He gon lose JoeBiden You gotta bring it buddy. We need you to win. We need everyone to start to galvanize around you. We need you now more than ever.

It won't be a long phone call. As if he would turn down the money. Send it to animal shelters....And people too... We miss Diamond Joe Malarkey Presidential race? I don't care about politics, but what does it mean by 'race'? Do they run a race? That's how they do it in some of the kingdoms in my old dimension.

TBpnw He might want to have it for his books in jail. Or possibly take care of his gson. “This is Joe Biden you dog-faced pony-soldier. Vote for somebody else at the beep.”

Bernie Sanders wins Nevada caucuses, with Joe Biden running a distant secondThe Vermont senator's decisive victory in Nevada gives him a strong jolt of momentum heading into the next contest, South Carolina’s Feb. 29 primary. Caucuses are undemocratic and supress votes.

that's not funny Long live The Onion would be a pro gamer move, join the race, get trump impeached, then drop out have mercy on joe & send me the bens

NBC News/WSJ poll: Biden, Sanders running even among black votersA new NBCNews/Wall Street Journal poll shows Joe Biden and Sen. Sanders with almost the same level of support among African American voters in South Carolina. So you went to a Charleston restaurant and asked some people.... Thanks for letting us know. BlueAmerica10 Is it enthusiastic or is it comfortable? The way they ask the questions is stupid and deceptive. Patience we will find out soon. I've never trusted polls since 2016. A pollster can ask a question to skew a poll. Biden2020

Biden claims comeback despite distant second finish to SandersNext week's South Carolina primary looks like do or die for him. Born Loser Biden 😆👎🏾 but losing is a familiar feelling

Sanders projected for decisive win in Nevada, Biden on track for second placeSenator Bernie Sanders appeared headed to a decisive win in the Democratic presidential NevadaCaucus. Early returns showed Joe Biden possibly landing a second-place finish Yay!! Good for Biden--TheComebackKid! I wonder who will pay for all the free stuff. Bernie will issue new iPhones to Obamaphone customers. ObamaPhone

Sanders scores decisive win in Nevada, Biden heading to second placeBernie Sanders scored a decisive victory in the Democratic presidential caucuses... Help us bring 140 people to canvass SC, VA, MI, and OH from 10 universities and 5 cities during Spring break weeks!!!



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