Source: Law Daily Report (lawdailyreport.net)
Um.. He's the savior, so you might want to just shut up, Onion.
LovesTheBern Hilarious and sad.
Really bad jokes
gandhi_mctits
The Onion: Brilliant satire except on the topic of anyone who dares defeat Bernie Sanders in an election. Then the comedy gets shelved, and the knives come out. I miss Robert Siegel and his crew. They followed the comedy. This Biden stuff isn't funny; it's just vindictive.
KMurphyIndep 🤣🤣🤣 Must be LeoVaradkar advisors too. NotMyTaoiseach Trending again, yeah
I'm confused, is still satire, or...?
banditVEVO Lets come back in two weeks and see if this one materialises.
fenixrzg This might be the truest headline in the history of , when they didn’t mean for it to be.
RafFaithfull IKR? So many people were like, 'well, let's wait to hear what he has to say.' What did you THINK he was going to say? 'Oh, yeah, I stuck my fingers into her vulva ... but hey, you missed all the other women/girls I assaulted'?
I miss when The Onion was actually clever.
Say it ain't so Joe, say it ain't so
Fuck y’all
So you're just straight reporting now?
When did onion start posting real news.
Our timeline: when The Onion is more credible than.. oh whatever
More accurate reporting than MSNBC
yes queen sleigh
Donkeyphants are triggered
Oh you guys are in for it now
The onion, once again a more reliable source of news than the nyt
DementiaScene
I never thought the onion would ever report real news
This is just a real news article.
This isn’t satire this is true
cit_uprising When satire has been deemed obsolete
This is supposed to be a satire site
Eventually the onion and CNN are gonna be running identical headlines.
I thought you guys were supposed to be a Satire News Network, but you've been reporting FAR more truth than I've ever seen on mainstream media network
Can't keep up with real life. It's ok. We know you are trying. It's not you.
As if this was satire.
This isn't funny, just another generic political garbage tier meme. You want to make a funny and insightful jab at Biden go for it, you want to regurgitate Bro memes well that's just lame.
I don’t remember anything like that isnt too convincing
I don’t understand, is there a joke here?
Politics itself today is doing the Onions job for them 🤦♂️
where's the joke?
ITT: libs mad
This is just the news.
WokeDudeBro Dementia man could be worse than Stalin and Hitler combined and I would still for him over the orange man.
I thought this was supposed to be satire
this isn't satire its what happened
lmao isn't this supposed to be satire?
Onion is breaking satire levels right now
He should say she was wearing panty hose so he couldn't have entered her.
LimothyM
NotTheOnion
DebsDiaries We don't want a president with bad advisors, do we?
does the onion does reporting now?
allisw0nderland
Unfollowed and blocked, is supposed to write about satire. All I see is truth
Wait this is real I dont get it onion, this IS REAL
Look Jack, I don't recall this incident happening just like I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
Please post fake news, not real news.
Aren't u guys supposed to be a satirical page? This is the truth.
not so much satire as stenography
SavageJoyMarie1 This isn’t even satire at this point, he’s literally doing that! He has Anita Dunn as his advisor for fuck sake! The woman who advised and defended Harvey Weinstein! 😬
Truth is the best form of satire
shartshrapnel
The Onion has turned into a reliable news outlet
Where's the satire?
I guess is just doing hard news takes now....
Wait a minute...I thought you guys did satire!
Hey I thought the onion was supposed to be satire!!
Whoa, when did you guys stop doing satire?
That's about right...
This feels like a joke someone wrote when running up against their deadline
briebriejoy
Guys y'all are getting a little bit real here you okay?
Biden Bros googling what time it is in Moscow right now
Disgruntled Bernie Bro Chooses Today's Onion Headline
Gonna have to unfollow. Unfortunate.
Biden in real life and in The Onion, same thing
MattieWashburn He probably doesn’t even remember it, his brain is so fucked
NYforSanders ReleaseTheRecords ReleaseTaraFiles
Reading from teleprompter but screws it up..
So sorry you all are having such a hard time with satire lately. 😐
Look at all those Russian trolls on here
-Mr. Biden, are the allegations true? -Yes but you should not believe them
franklin_tower
This is going to be a classic
New campaign slogan - Hold My Beer. (Or ice cream cone, or whatever.)
I thought these were satire
So, you decided being actually clever is no longer a critical component of your comedy? Unfollowing.
Unfollowing this BS
Assault her? I can’t even remember the women I assaulted last week!
lexistentiaI NOOO!!!! YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT!!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
When did the onion start reporting real news?
They also told me to throw in the meaningless, pandering 'women have a right to be heard' part.
Ok
This site is meant to publish satire...
Not remotely clever
😂😂🤣
Joe could burn my house down, and I would still vote for him. Nice try GOP, Trump is out in November!! Biden2020
Fake news and GOP smear campaign
'You want a piece of this, bitches? Come at me!'
This isn’t satire
Yeah i could release my records, but cmon maaaaan
Where's the satire here?
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