Bernie Madoff, Just Some Mook Who Got Played Like Anyone Else, Dead At 82

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No more Happy Days for Ponzi!

A lot of his victims were looking for a way to make free money.

As a non racist I feel very uncomfortable with slurs that I don't know the meaning of. I can't feel the appropriate emotion surrounding its usage. This puts me smack dab in the middle of an intellectual quandary. Ooh if only I used them and more. Dictionary will have to do!

The stolen billions did not buy him eternal life. RID Bernie Madoff.

He was an equal opportunity destroyer. There's that.

Noo, Bernie is very much alive!

Did he have information on Hillary, too?

Bernie Madoof

good riddance jerk!

Not a mook. He was a jamoke. Fix this!

if they bury his morality, they can use a thimble. Good Riddance Fucker.

Rest In Peace little rascal

Burn He-made-off

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