Beached Whale Trying To Hold On Until Sea Levels Rise

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Maybe not funny.

Japanese seaside buffet.

Bt

Fuckin a. I know. They’re mammals. Can they really not sustain 12 hours of TaraReid painting her toenails? I know most r dead while n the tide but still

Not sure how long you'll wait:

not funny

Twelve years at most.

High tide is in two hours. Next.

Death stranding?

Whale insists that it’s not too late to evolve.

Someone used the Infinite Improbability Drive.

He's got it guys.

. “That whale whatever it’s name is has unshakeable faith in global warming”

well in my opinion instead of incurring costs for this beach facing disaster, we should hold a candle light vigil praying for the whales soul. Meantime some sea urchin who understands life will slowly push all damned towards freedom

Harsh but yep dems keep holding on! Oh and yes keep on swimming that way. You're almost there!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*Until

It's called 'tide,' son.

Just a few more yrs should do

What a coward for not even trying to reduce climate change. I'm talking about Greta not the whale.

Laying there all sexy tryin to land the cover of the next SI_Swimsuit

Beached formerly successful satirical publication trying to hang on with hopelessly sad tweets trying to hang on until clicks rise.

Hey guys this is from 2019

Why it just not Hibernates ?

Too soon you guys. 🙈

Let's help it out. Melt the Arctic.

Wow. Nice.

Keep going buddy. Almost there

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