Barack Obama In Zero Shark Thirty, Don't Eat Me!

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when you're a former President, you don't wanna go out like Samuel L. Jackson in 'Deep Blue Sea.'

hates baby shark. And, mommy shark. And, daddy shark. And, ALL OF THE SHARKS!!! Which is why #44 rocked a shark deterrent anklet while paddleboarding in Hawaii!

Check out the device on Obama's right ankle -- it's called a Sharkbanz and it claims to repel Jaws from snacking on you like a piece of chum!Look, shark attacks in Hawaii don't happen THAT often -- but they do happen -- and when you're a former President, you don't wanna go out likeA company spokesperson tells us ... the band uses"patented magnetic technology developed by marine biologists to deter predatory shark species.

In fact, they've got a Navy Seal Diver on record crediting the band for saving him from a potential attack ... and we all know how much Obama respects the Seals!

 

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Photoshopped.. Please put a shirt on yuk...

Man boobs. Get Obozo a bra.

Michelle needs to get him in shape. workout michelleobama

Who cares

What's Poppin player

I can think of a man now I would send out there without an ankle bracelet. His replacement

Secret Service better be out there with harpoon guns!

He named the sharks Soleimani & that other guy with the 9/11 name

Wtf you dont even hide your bias anymore.. This ones much better! 🦈

Done.....you guys have literally jumped the shark 😅😅😅😅

And TMZ jumps the shark

He’s soooo brave

Assholes!

Bitch tits

worstphotoshopever

Your so cool Barack..How could u leave us w/him?

Obama is paddleboarding back home to Kenya

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