Bald eagle named Justice missing from nest in D.C.

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A bald eagle named Justice is missing in D.C.

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Check Trump's properties. He is known to hold justice hostage. KarenRebels

Interviewing with Mueller. Will return.

Justice followed Patriotism, Honor, Decency, and Decorum in their exodus from DC and the US which began in the run-up to the 2016 election and continues still.

Probably couldn’t take living in the same city as 45

It’s been missing since 2016. 🌝🙊

I saw a bald eagle flying around in Brandywine lately. Don't know if that's related.

A government of the people, by the people, and for the people has also suspiciously disappeared.

We have had no real Justice since Jeff Sessions was running.

She's been missing for two years now.

Keep an eye out for these guys.

mikeduncan this feels like some sort of omen the Romans would have taken to heart

irritatedwoman Because Hilarion is abovethelaw....

RBonner_ It’s probably tired of Trump’s bullshit too.

Kind of ironic?

Was he chased out by a dodo bird named Racism?

The condor named Corruption is very much present.

Now worries, it’s just sharpening its talons over at Mueller’s office. Be back in a jiffy.

😔

Remember, the final scene of Departed, with the rat walking along the railing?

Bit on the nose

Have the Trump boys been hunting around the Capitol?

That's a little on the nose.

Flee the poop, I mean coop.

Oh no! No Justice? Hoping he comes back-soon.

A bit on the nose, universe. What will it take for justice to be found in America..

alstarkey Uh oh!!

Carrasquillo Justice left to get Meullburd and evict that rapscallion

What seasoning do you use on bald eagles?

It’s locked in the White House basement with Liberty

The writers aren't even trying anymore.

endangered Check Trump's dinner table. 😣

Carrasquillo

Harkaway Seems a little on-the-nose, doesn't it?

Some gun toting, right-wing lunatic probably exercised his supposedly constitutional rights and shot it.

If you put this in a film, people would say your symbolism was too blatant and unrealistic.

Ruth

Motive:

Send James Paxton!

Fitting

Of course it is, it's embarrassing

Fitting

screamguitarman Sadly symbolic.

It sure is. And very sorry about the eagle, as well ...

Probably hiding with the backbones.

He was heard screeching '25th Amendment' as he busted through the window and fucked off to Canada

best guess, Jr. shot it

He left due to Trump not funding the government for 35 days....

He’s at the Whitehouse hunting for rats, squirrels & the truth! He may have found the squirrel because he was talking nuts in the rose garden earlier today!

This is a code phrase to begin the Deep State Coup, isn't it? Carry on.

Didn’t want to be in the same vicinity as our corrupt POTUS..... Even our symbol of freedom is fed up....

trump KIESTERED it!

Fitting.

He left a note. “Trump’s an idiot. I can’t stand being in the same town. I’m outta here.”

Go look on Jr.'s wall.

MariBXBKgirl Trump ate him batter dipped and fried.

Thespian21 Im glad this Eagle is the butt of everyone's joke. It had a mate and now he's disappeared. But yeah, keep laughing.

Justice has flown the coop. No kidding...

Trump had him deported

That's, uh, an unfortunate irony...

Trump Jr shot it.

Trump Jr. Shot it and Daddy had fried Eagle for dinner.

Shame. He left because he felt shame. His intersectionality score was a 3.

You’d think this would be a TheOnion article but hey most things nowadays seem like they are onion articles 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ok, I assumed he left when he saw who was moving in.😎😏

artdecider

Now that’s what I call a national emergency!

Headlines this week have been Opportunity is dead, Justice is missing, and a national emergency is about to be declared. We are definitely in Twilight Zone territory.

Ironic?

Trump had him offed by Russians.

Justice is missing in D.C. and America too.

We knew that------ -maybe justice squared has flown in---

Does Justice know it's missing?

The writers of “America” too on the nose this season, I think.

ScottWamplerBMD dingzip SERENITY sequel details leaked

Some moron has done something or too Justice

Eaglenapping or flew away?

Trump is even causing our national symbol to hide!

Irony is dead.

I guess you could say Justice was a flight risk.

I hope he’s ok

A little on the nose, don't you think?

The bald eagle named Corruption, in contrast, has been seen everywhere.

I truly believe this creature is sending us a message. I also hope it is found soon.

Sounds like we’re getting a new Ace Ventura.

Justice will return!!!

There is no Justice.

Hollaka_Hollala metaphor. hope Justice returns

Even the Eagle, our National standard, knows he's leaving the SINKING 'Ship of State' while he still can. When an eagle is smarter than POTUS, there's only one way to go. WE ARE THE SWAMP AND UP TO OUR BACKSIDE IN CROCKADILES; THANK YOU DONALD J TRUMP

True Justice has been missing in DC for a very long time

Options: 1. Took off because of the lack of justice 2. Donald trump ate him mistaking the national symbol for a Hamberder 3.milania found new material for a coat.

A symbol of our times

Irony is dead.

Justice has been missing, don’t worry Dems are bringing Justice back

Well that's not a good sign...

How come America kills everything except this creature?

Justice delayed or Justice denied? Don't hate the playa, hate da game.

jkbjournalist Is Justice the bald eagle missing? Or on a secret mission for Mueller? 🦅

Of course it’s missing! It’s just par for the course these days! My guess is tRump ate Justice!!

He flew the coop like everyone else wants to

Yes. Yes he is.

45 killed him!

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Trump probably ate him.

jkbjournalist Since 2016?

Found it!

BenefitVBurden Is this a metaphor for what’s happening in the White House?

New male eagle? Who dis?

jkbjournalist They’re birds, man. Sometimes they move.

jkbjournalist No kidding.

No doubt, he’s headed for the golf simulator! trumptrash

Justice flew the coop.

What a shock.

“Justice” is missing in DC. Imagine that.

Stop everything. Find justice. Oh wait it left when it’s been two years and we still haven’t impeached that fucker

He was tasty

Well that's just apropos right now isn't it... justice could be dead in America.

That's because Justice has been missing for a mighty long time. The Bald Eagle can't no longer represent D.C.

Well, duh, but what happened today?

.After today this eagle was too embarrassed to live here anymore. It now resides in Toronto.

are you sure it is actually another eagle and not an interloper ? perhaps a cukoo that is stealthily kicking the actual eagle eggs out of the nest ? goodbye justice, you will be missed.

“Justice missing in DC”. It’s a pity it’s the eagle and not BrettKavanaugh.

Because the FBI went awol for a while there.

Sanity has also not been heard from in a while, so we are getting concerned.

Fitting.

Poetic

he left the titanic too

So is justice. Or Trump wouldn’t be in the White House.

Probably couldn't stand the stench.

How appropriate. Justice is absolutely missing from Washington today.

I’ll say

Kidnapped by the GOP?

So is justice. Period.

Is it gonna fly into that Liberal Muslim ACLU professor copypasta?

Trump will declare a national emergency.

A metaphor

Justice has been missing for a while...but I think he will show up soon Mueller will find him real soon

Owl named Wisdom also missing.

We know.

Hahahahaaaa no kidding!

It’s been missing since our dear leader was installed

Check trumpy jr’s trophy wall.

How appropriate...

Trump probably fed it to Putin.

Not the only 'Justice' missing in that city , may come back as soon as we get a Democratic President tho...

Justice is blind and now missing. Congrats America.

Dumpf had it for lunch! 👋

That's because you shot it

Ohhh the irony...

Question the Trump boys they probably have shot it

Probably a Trump minion killed him

That metaphor.....

Perhaps Justice is out hunting the rats... lots of those in DC.

Wow. You can go into just about any thread of any subject any msm talks about... and it always lead to Trump. No matter what. It’s exhausting people

He fled to Canada 🇨🇦

It was me. I was in a mask the entire time.

Not ironic at all is it?

So can we now officially say that Justice had flown away from this administration and Liberty has found another mate, I hear it's Raymond Burrd. Well, Liberty layed an egg and it is not golden my friends on the 'shutdown eve' Will the emperor see this as an omen? stay tuned.

Makes one wonder if one of the trump boys is getting it stuffed?

*********Metaphor alert*********

I am sure some Trumpie shot him

It sure is

Metaphors.

That’s so sad.

Justice was never in DC

WhatDidDJTdoWithEagleJustice

Noooooo!!!!!!!! We must find him

Lmao

misslaneym He's had enough.

Wouldn’t blame him / her , with this administration and Congress is get out of town .

JeremyWGR

Got too fed up with Trump’s attacks on the endangered species act. Decided to leave before its own life was endangered. Moved to Canada.

Don’t worry, it’s just meeting with Mueller and his grand jury.

JeremyWGR realDonaldTrump ate it. With ketchup.

Trigger the Russian conspiracy jokes.

JeremyWGR Justice has been missing since realDonaldTrump took office

I’d fly away too!

Are we sure Junior hasn't been trophy hunting? 😟

Check in the WH?

Thanks Obama!

Justice has been missing in DC for over 2 years😛

Maybe worth checking with this guy, as he has been MIA lately. ⤵️

Justice has been long gone since Trumps first day in office

He's sick of the stench in the White House as well

Not the only place justice is missing.

Donnie JR shot it

Trying to find himself.

You do see the humor in this tag, right?

But we were aware of the absence of justice in Washington DC for some time now. It's been over two years for crying out loud.

Pathetic fallacy

Trump probably killed him

Well that’s really ironic and surely a metaphor for life under realDonaldTrump

This must be Justice..

Justice flows in other words Trump say u all be within bounce

Define irony...

Aleaus knew the is for the birds.

Trump thought it might fly over the wall.

Trump probably hit him with a golf ball then covered it up.

😢

Name the next one Putin he seems to be running DC

Hopefully he just got tired of the BS & just went back North.

IntrepidWarrior Smart bird, got out of town before they tried to deport him.

I promise I will enjoy irony again just as soon as Trump is out of office, 'kay?

Maybe he got a wig and he just has been flying incognito !

Justice RBG? 🤔

Tip: Check Don Jr.'s lair.

Symbolic

Oh the irony.

Justice was replaced by Deplorable?

Did anyone look up in the sky?

Trump Jr. probably shot it.

I hope he’s okay.

Truth and The American Way have also been missing for a couple years.

The Democrats killed him!!!

No justice in DC?

The bald eagle named Justice is probably hunting Trump and waiting to pounce when the opportunity arises or Justice thinks his nest is on top of Trump’s head.

It’s been missing since Jan of 2017.

Oh god. Don jr shot it, didn’t he?

Maybe Junior, the trophy hunter shot it down after this:

It is fine to just say Justice is missing in Washington DC

Apparently Justice is Keen on the news of times and would rather be free than represent his country in it's current state of affairs.

Probably one of the big game big money paying Republican hunters paid for the right to shoot it. Wouldn't surprise me. Just give it some time. They'll post a photo on Facebook and Twitter or Instagram before you know it.

A solid metaphor for reality.

He couldn't find anything to relate to. . .

How metaphorical.

Justice won't return until criminals like Obama, Clintons, Lynch, Lerner, Comey, et al, face the consequences of their criminal activity and are locked up. Until then, Justice IS blind!

Not surprised he flew away to find real justice!

He can't stomach the swamp either, he will return after the indictments are complete

Of course he left! Even he is fed up being the symbol of a once powerful notion now turned into a circus full of nincompoopery and narcissistic oafs! Be free, dear Justice. Fly free!😭😭😭

Well....we know it's not gonna be found at Pelosi's office.

May be a while before Justice returns to DC...

Justice the eagle could have been killed by a wind turbine. A terrible loss for preservation of a useless inefficient energy source.

Trump probably ate it with a side of fries and some nutter butters for dessert.

Someone killed it and replaced it with Social Justice, a vulture.

Was eaten by Deplorable the snake.

Plenty of snakes and weasels though.

M1. Wildlife (i.e. Aaron Burrd) is a homewrecker! 🤨 Great ValentinesDay story WaPo

a35362 Another one named patriotism is missing everywhere else Riseup

Figuratively or literally? Both?

I’ll say!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

Is this a metaphor?

And unintentionally encapsulates the state of America right now

So one scavenger in DC flew the coop... Too bad it didn't take any of the other scavengers in Congress with it...

Because justice is...elusive...

Yeah, Andrew McCabe & Friends are holding the American Eagle Justice hostage!

Proof positive that justice does not exist in DC

Said he could no longer be the symbol of 🇺🇸

I’m guessing his relative ‘Sanity’ left the city long long ago.

Irony.

Check under jiffy pops hat

Hopefully the coward DonaldJTrumpJr doesn’t take his rifle out and shoot him to post another pic of him next to a dead animal that had no chance.

Symbolism is not dead.

He was scheduled to testify before congress next week. 😟

How ironic!

Junior shot him to be mounted for Father’s Day gift.....

Trump found out he was born in Canada so he deported him

Justice missing in DC? The irony is sad and hilarious all at once...

.DonaldJTrumpJr probably hunted it for sport from the back seat of his escalade.

That works out great. Because actual justice is missing in DC as well

Check with Mueller

Check White House (residence) refrigerator. All that golf makes a boy hungry.

children_chosen TalbertSwan BlueberryJane ... how ironic?😂 Justice was missing from Washington, since before they built the white house. Justice isn't Political, it's Bliblical for those of us, relegated to a faulty BlackHistoryMonth filled with injustices. 😂😂

Deeply ironic

Last seen over the White House looking for a rat to eat.

Go look for it.

May be on Junior’s trophy wall.

This is a metaphor, right?

I’d imagine he’s lurking in the Rose Garden.

He is not really missing. He is perched on Robert Muller’s shoulder, like a bad ass!

Birds don't go missing. They fly away free

...wonder who dropped the ball in not tracking our histories mascot?!

And the Department of Justice’s scales only seem to only tip towards We The People when it comes to Crimes against our Republic or Constitution, Truly disappointing! We Will Hold you ALL accountable! Public Trials!

whoever is writing this season is getting lazy.

Aka Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Check Hillary's backyard for fresh holes...

What an uncanny coincidence!

Some of this math doesn't add up...

Ya we know. No need for fancy metaphors.

stick its face on a milk carton

Seen shaking head in disgust and heading south.

Is this a magical realism bot tweet?

billygil

Hopefully it's safe and sound in Mueller's office.

Is this real or just a metaphor for the times?

There are so many layers to this headline.

Hmmmm. I hope the eagle 🦅 safely returns.

Let's name the new one Obstruction

He must be a Socialist.

Trump ate it.

Someone tell David Frum there’s a heavy handed metaphor for his next column

Oh. Wow. He took after real justice in the capitol and went missing..nojusticenopeace

Restaurant waiter: 'Unfortunately. Justice is no longer served.' Customer: 'Why not?' Waiter: 'Our last bird flew away...'

Don Jr. plunked him with a cannon.

Found him ... and he’s not happy!

Hope its not named Putin

Psst. He‘s on a mission. stealtheagle

Justice is missing throughout DC. Who would've thought?!

Name it WitchHunt

Sounds about right... NoJustice

how prophetic

lol

Someone in the D.C. area is eating good tonight...

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