NAPA, CA—Wiggling from side to side as he forcibly wedged his torso into the driver's seat of a 1992 Ford Festiva, local man Michael Kerson told reporters Friday he couldn't help but take a little pride in the fact that he could still fit into his car from high school.
"I had a hard time getting the belt fastened at first, but once I reclined the seat, tucked my gut under the steering wheel, and got the strap pulled up higher on my chest, I managed to do it," Kerson said as he shifted his weight to better fit the interior contours of the 5-foot-wide, 2,000-pound vehicle, adding that being able to get into the car in one try was more than he could say for most of his friends. "I have to suck in my stomach, but there's still room.
Very rare in American culture indeed
Stewart Lee has let himself go.
My dad had me driving a ‘64 Ford Fairlane in HS. (Honey, it’s a classic!) I could still fit a couple linebackers in it with me and that’s just the front seat.
WriterBoySunnyD this car looks familiar...
This one is gonna bite you in the ass.
Area Yugo tired of his shit.
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