Area Man Marries Woman He Barely Knows After 5 Years Of Dating

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ENCINO, CA—According to sources in attendance at the ceremony, area man Daniel Walter was wed Saturday to Kelly Kaminski, a woman he hardly even knows after five years of dating. “Kelly, you are my rock, my everything, and you never cease to amaze me,” said Walter, 37, who is reportedly deluding himself if he thinks he’s ready to marry Kaminski, considering he doesn’t know what, if anything, he truly has in common with the 34-year-old executive assistant he started dating in 2010. “I love you, and I can’t wait for us to begin this adventure together.” Sources also stated that the bride must be pretty naïve if she thinks she knows what she’s getting into with a man who is always forgetting the names of all her closest friends he’s fucked.

 

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I married mine after barely knowing her 10 years.

So he barely knows her, but they dated 5 yrs? What am I missing here?

Probably would know her better if he didn't have to spend so much time memorizing the names and faces of all her friends

Hahahaha oh my God!! It's been 1 year...🏊🚀

rich girl, starter wedding with the dead weight college boyfriend, already dreaming of next time

Would you bang

Wait thats iligal

Someone at the onion having a rough time, I guess

TuckerWhite94 This hit really close to home. 😂

I did this after 3 years! I must be crazier than him.

My bro got amnesia

Which five years between 2010 and now were they dating? proofreading

Hahahaha elonmusk

Idiot, it's your sister, man.

I'm sure that is Kelly the famous female Poisoner of Philadelphia. She does love a wedding . . . . . She has been released again then, she is very persuasive.

At least he'll finally get to home plate...

The important this is that she's hot for now...

I did that same thing. Happily divorced now!

Need at least 14 years to decide you want to, then another 5 years putting it off after changing your mind a few times just to make sure she’s the one. 🖕💍

What a happy couple, Congratulations uh uh um Man and Woman

🧠 in 🍆

Chad and Brittany look so happy

What a happy ending story — divorcerate climbs up once again

Wow it’s my Facebook feed

Ugh Jesus

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