Area Bird Creeped Out By Bird Watcher

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and he’s watching my wife and kids in the nest

PatMcNamara65

hiverhuit 👀

Breaking the silence;)

Cardinals are bae

NedThorne this photo.

Attn: BekaBooMN

Jerushaisaac where u at

ccccccccccchloe

Anything you have to say in your defense Stonekettle?

Creepy Cubs fans.

My dad was a HUGE fan of the Cardinal. He would always be excited if he saw one in the backyard eating from one of his birdfeeders.

red birds red flag

You joke about it, but I suspect birds actually are creeped out when humans stare at them. As far as they know those people are looking to eat them.

Who did the bird report to?

Tufted Titmouse ran into the window; he was a little dazed 😵‍💫 but flew away after a few minutes.

allison_dejong

Area bird cropped out

birdsarentreal

Lemme fix that headline... Area Birds feeling creeped out by peeping tom

JennSlowpez

AnthonyMcCarron

'Ahem. My beak is up here.'

All red with fright.

Just gots to watch tha birds yo!

😂😂😂 Guilty 🙋🏻🙈

Waiting For the Right Moment to Deliver His Special Gift.

It me

pkmonaghan If it's Sean Spicer in the bushes, who isn't?

Yes, birds understand the fear of being stalked by predators. 🙂

Area man can't take eyes off of Cardinal beautiful breast.

Birdwatching goes both ways. Nightvale

morgan_e_ for shame he's just trying to do bird stuff

to be fair the bird watcher was a retired CEO.

Happens to me a dozen times a day.🐤🐤

Same bird. Same.

Aw man

«Take away that spyglass pervert! -The Bird (presumably)»

. cheeptoo

Can't he find a woman getting dressed in front of an open window?

Is it Jonathan Franzen?!

cc: JustinCarinci

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