Archaeologists: Egyptian Pyramids Actually Early Attempt At Camping

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CAIRO—Once shrouded in mystery, the pyramids of Giza are now believed to be the earliest known attempt at camping out, a team of archeologists reported Monday. "It appears that around 400 BC, the pharaohs of Egypt began packing up all of their earthly possessions for some recreational camping on the banks of the Nile," said Dr. Tarek Hilal of Alexandria University, noting that the pyramids' dense outer walls and sharply angled faces would have been perfect for keeping rain out. "Furthermore, it seems that the extensive hieroglyphics showing spirits embarking on a journey to the afterlife was their way of telling spooky ghost stories." Despite the remarkable discovery, Hilal and his team are still unsure why so many ancient Egyptians decided to remove their inner organs before getting inside their stone sleeping bags at night.

CAIRO—Once shrouded in mystery, the pyramids of Giza are now believed to be the earliest known attempt at camping out, a team of archeologists reported Monday. "It appears that around 400 BC, the pharaohs of Egypt began packing up all of their earthly possessions for some recreational camping on the banks of the Nile," said Dr.

Tarek Hilal of Alexandria University, noting that the pyramids' dense outer walls and sharply angled faces would have been perfect for keeping rain out. "Furthermore, it seems that the extensive hieroglyphics showing spirits embarking on a journey to the afterlife was their way of telling spooky ghost stories.

 

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They broke camping rule 1: leave the place the same way you found it. At least they didn't break camping rule 2: bury your refuse.

yep.

Well, they are not wrong...

thx to a friend of mine, i bought some onion at kucoinexchange rdy to wait for the bull run GetDeepOnion $ONION

Actually it's rock golem droppings

Thanks, I needed that.

Demonpuppy Hey Brett, these are actually 30 mins from my house. Haven’t been to see them in over 30 years tho. Saw them when I was a kid with my dad and my baby sister, was fun

They were the times , The camping community has been in decline ever since

*glamping

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I LOVE DEM...

just another koa

Set up the grill, Tut, I have some beautiful asp marinating in the cooler. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

If you turn them up side down, they look like pyramids that are up side down...funfactbetyoudidntknowthat

BAHAHA! There was no such thing as camping it was called regular

You should invite the Pharaoh over. It'll be fun.

Sachback mtklng אני חסום בפייסבוק אבל חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח ואל תיעלבו כשלא אתן לייק כשתתייגו אותי בפוסט שלהם על הסטנדאפ

just as good a theory as SecretaryCarson

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