Lol, holy shit.
That’s my mom.
Our Annual Year: Journalist Fires Palestinian Civilians At AP
No, it should be “fires at Israeli civilians”.
Well, seems like their 'journalists' were collaborating with Hamas, so...
The Onion’s two-pronged MO on Israel: 1—Believe everything the Palestinians say, and omit the horrific shit they do 2–Believe nothing the Israelis say, and project onto them the Palestinians’ genocidal bloodlust Not brave, not smart and certainly no longer edgy
Is there an award for a photo caption/ comedic title/ tweet this should win 🏆
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Umm did he go through buildings and covered the entire story though
Fire, ready, aim!
NOOOO 😂😭
vv1lder ❤
EliotHiggins AP hires & fires at will. Who wants to be A (associated) to P (perfidy)?
I remember when the onion used to be funny.
'America's finest news source for a reason'
Cc: vv1lder 😁
Art
AP lol shame on you
Fuuuuuck
The onion is turning into real journalism while traditional media is turning into parody...
Funny and sad at the same time.. good reporting onion :)
There is edgy/risky humor and then there is this. If you can find the laughter in what is going on over there, have a laugh for me because I don’t see it. People are dying. Making a joke about it just makes you an asshole.
Augiedamous Was The Onion always this good?
robdelaney
How did they turn something I'm so upset about into comedic gold. Honestly so so well done.
This is so good
😂😂😂😂
theonion continues to be the best
Winter I thought that was Iron Man at a glance.
Haven’t they suffered enough?
peterprengaman this you?
I hope it was JonLemire
Shocking. No matter your opinion, no one deserves to have to face a journalist.
It was over the Oxford comma wasn't it?
bethbourdon OUCH!!! 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 👏👏👏
YousefMunayyer 😂😂😂😂😂
AP senior management tells reporter seeking to objectively cover bloodshed of Palestinians to stay in Gaza AP building it knows Israel will blow up moments later.
As a civilian, & an Onion afficianado, I demand that the Onion respond to this bigly outlandish Onion article by firing one of their writers at me.
This didn’t happen
This is this brightburn-kid, right?
💀
Yall always manage to outdo yourselves
Don't forget to click the link so the Onion can get paid.
AP no longer believes that words cut more sharply than steel...
LMGM shsksoshsgshsgsfsf
Holy shit
One hell of a punishment for making a grammatical error.
The difference between Fox and the Onion? The Onion is funny.
Onion on point as per
theonion you really did it this time. Lol
The onion is too OP
Okay yeah this is the best one
The Onion is getting a little too real lately
Yep, those fkrs host Hamas in their offices. idf IAFsite
Onion should hire ...
There's almost a 'too soon' element to this... Almost...
I mean.....
PLEASE JUST MISS ONE!
holy shit lol
Is it a Bird. Is it a Plane . . . No It's . . . . . OOooooo Yuck.
oh my fucking god
Whew
outdone yourself