AP Fires Journalist At Palestinian Civilians

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Lol, holy shit.

That’s my mom.

Our Annual Year: Journalist Fires Palestinian Civilians At AP

No, it should be “fires at Israeli civilians”.

Well, seems like their 'journalists' were collaborating with Hamas, so...

The Onion’s two-pronged MO on Israel: 1—Believe everything the Palestinians say, and omit the horrific shit they do 2–Believe nothing the Israelis say, and project onto them the Palestinians’ genocidal bloodlust Not brave, not smart and certainly no longer edgy

Is there an award for a photo caption/ comedic title/ tweet this should win 🏆

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Umm did he go through buildings and covered the entire story though

Fire, ready, aim!

NOOOO 😂😭

vv1lder ❤

EliotHiggins AP hires & fires at will. Who wants to be A (associated) to P (perfidy)?

I remember when the onion used to be funny.

'America's finest news source for a reason'

Cc: vv1lder 😁

Art

AP lol shame on you

Fuuuuuck

The onion is turning into real journalism while traditional media is turning into parody...

Funny and sad at the same time.. good reporting onion :)

There is edgy/risky humor and then there is this. If you can find the laughter in what is going on over there, have a laugh for me because I don’t see it. People are dying. Making a joke about it just makes you an asshole.

Augiedamous Was The Onion always this good?

robdelaney

How did they turn something I'm so upset about into comedic gold. Honestly so so well done.

This is so good

😂😂😂😂

theonion continues to be the best

Winter I thought that was Iron Man at a glance.

Haven’t they suffered enough?

peterprengaman this you?

I hope it was JonLemire

Shocking. No matter your opinion, no one deserves to have to face a journalist.

It was over the Oxford comma wasn't it?

bethbourdon OUCH!!! 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯 👏👏👏

YousefMunayyer 😂😂😂😂😂

AP senior management tells reporter seeking to objectively cover bloodshed of Palestinians to stay in Gaza AP building it knows Israel will blow up moments later.

As a civilian, & an Onion afficianado, I demand that the Onion respond to this bigly outlandish Onion article by firing one of their writers at me.

This didn’t happen

This is this brightburn-kid, right?

💀

Yall always manage to outdo yourselves

Don't forget to click the link so the Onion can get paid.

AP no longer believes that words cut more sharply than steel...

LMGM shsksoshsgshsgsfsf

Holy shit

One hell of a punishment for making a grammatical error.

The difference between Fox and the Onion? The Onion is funny.

Onion on point as per

theonion you really did it this time. Lol

The onion is too OP

Okay yeah this is the best one

The Onion is getting a little too real lately

Yep, those fkrs host Hamas in their offices. idf IAFsite

Onion should hire ...

There's almost a 'too soon' element to this... Almost...

I mean.....

PLEASE JUST MISS ONE!

holy shit lol

Is it a Bird. Is it a Plane . . . No It's . . . . . OOooooo Yuck.

oh my fucking god

Whew

outdone yourself

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