Friends, Vol 51 Issue 11

Friends, Vol 51 Issue 11

Annoying, Well-Adjusted Friend Even Fucking Meditating Now

Annoying, Well-Adjusted Friend Even Fucking Meditating Now

7/13/2020 6:35:00 PM

Annoying, Well-Adjusted Friend Even Fucking Meditating Now

LOWELL, MA—Noting how he piled on yet another healthy practice to his perfectly goddamned balanced lifestyle, exasperated friends confirmed Wednesday that annoying, well-adjusted 32-year-old Ryan Miller is even fucking meditating now. “Christ, the emotionally stable fucker already loves his job, exercises four times a week, and now he has the balls to spend 10 minutes every morning sitting quietly and breathing deeply to clear his mind,” said longtime friend Michael Saunders, adding that it was bad enough when the irritatingly healthy Miller switched from drinking coffee to herbal tea. “Now, along with having great, fulfilling relationships with friends and family, Ryan’s built time into his healthy lifestyle to further improve his fucking self-awareness and concentration. God, that even-tempered asshole claims it’s really reducing his stress, too. Prick.” At press time, Saunders told reporters that if his aggravating, good-natured friend posted one more sun salutation picture on Facebook, he would unfriend the man on the spot.

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Take a neurotic and teach them to meditate. Now, you have a neurotic meditator. Post-Mortem meditation is the best . Being completely relaxed, the mind is blank. He has a standing desk and makes his own yogurt. I hate that guy So true .JonComms another white guy you look like? 😀😀😀😁😁😁 And he wont shut up about what his professor taught him

Jesus can't hear you meditate Meditation is dangerous. Be careful This guy definitely does Crossfit. Damn it! And he won't shut up about vegetables either. this was me until covid Pft... typical. 🙄 owl_fruit ממהמהה dogecointo1dollar dogecointothemoon I'm really good at meditation from 8pm to 6am Can’t you just scream into a pillow like the rest of us?

Is he single? When did a news source start cursing? Lmao I barely remember the days when The Onion was funny. Eh, when someone starts meditating you know there's a *reason* Soon to join a white supremacy movement KingslyFishao

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