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Andy Reid Furious At Self For Poor Clock Management At End Of 72-Oz. Steak Challenge

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KANSAS CITY, MO—Lamenting his total lack of urgency while chewing, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid expressed frustration with himself Thursday over his poor clock management in the final moments of Union Grill’s 72-ounce “Belt Buster” steak challenge. “I just lost track of the clock, and the next thing I knew, there was only one minute left and still 15 ounces of steak to go,” said Reid, bemoaning the fact that he leisurely dipped every piece of the 4.5-pound sirloin in A.1. Sauce while precious seconds continued running off the clock. “Once I realized how little time was left, I tried to hurry up and managed to get most of it down, but I had trouble lining up the next chunk. I always say how important it is to eat with all your heart for the full 60 minutes, and don’t look ahead to the next meal, and days like today show why. But there’s no one to blame but myself.” Reid added that to avoid a similar mistake in the future, he is simply going to eat the entire steak in a single mouthful.

 

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GarbageApe Ha, cause he's fat. Hilarious

arawnsley I thought this was Don Turnbee.

need a banana cream pie to dull the pain

NathanCh01

It that the place in Amarillo? I tried and I couldn't do it either. But it was damn good anyway.

10kor10R

swears he got jipped and that the steak was only 70oz’s.

fwdale That’s kinda funny

That's 4.5 pounds of steak!

Fumbled the fork with 30 seconds left losing the challenge.

PardonMyTake PFTCommenter BarstoolBigCat

More swallowing, less chewing, bro.

The stain on the jacket is the cherry on top of this

ptmullen

BarstoolBigCat PFTCommenter

He holds it all in Confession: I dont know why Onion is posting about Andy Reed

The sauce on the lapel is classic.

drewmagary

1980Dorothy Cold

TVietor08 GO CHIEFS

RoyalPayne77 rob_52

Reid's Sponsor, OMAHA STEAKS, Pulls All Funding, Informs Him He'll Have to Pay $129.99 for Any Future Shipment of Four Pounds of Beef PLUS Free Hot Dogs.

PardonMyTake

BarstoolBigCat

TVietor08 natinthehat_ he can't come on the 2nd annual pizza tour with us if his clock management is that bad!!

Onion stays winning LMAO 😂. Perfectly timed tweet.

ltthompso cc .WhitlockJason marcelluswiley ClayTravis JMartZone

He should be ashamed. That fork and knife work was embarrassing.

drewmagary kara_loco can you please organize a 72 oz steak challenge for me? Get it sponsored so I don't have to pay for the steak.

Holy crap The Onion knows Andy like Eagles fans do

Always the same story when will he learn?

This is the perfect Andy Reid post

Are you guys predicting something here in between the lines?!

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