All of America Must Bow Before Elmo, Our Chaotic Antifa Overlord

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'Yes, it's true, Elmo is an antifa vampire who will come to your house, steal your Kindle, and download a full-priced copy of White Fragility.' oureric writes:

, the host's discovery was that Elmo, Sesame Street's inquisitive child Muppet, has been compromised. Repeat: Elmo has fallen. ELMO HAS FALLEN.Yes, it's true, Elmo is an antifa vampire who will come to your house, steal your Kindle, and download a full-priced copy of. Or at least that's what the host seemed to be saying in a rambling monologue that he addressed to Bobby, my fictional child who is not allowed to watch TV that late.

 

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