We Collided,” the sequel to 2019’s “After,” just because both films are based on a series of novels that evolved from One Direction fan-fiction. But he should maybe lie low for a bit because by the time the end credits roll like a potential warrant list, we are looking for someone — anyone — to blame.
Josephine Langford returns as Tessa, while the role of troubled hunk Hardin Scott is reprised by Hero Fiennes Tiffin, who is an actor and not some beloved tinned British brandycake used as a poultice for shrapnel wounds in times of war. As before, Hardin is basically Rebel Mr. Potato Head — a perfect plastic blank accessorized with stuck-on leather jacket, tattoos and whisky bottle — with Tessa similarly featureless beneath waved hair, dewy complexion and oddly frumpy costuming.
But she is pining for Hardin, and when his mother comes to visit, Tessa agrees a little too quickly to pretend they’re still together for the sake of this woman she’s never met. Fake-out leads to make-out and soon “Hess” are a couple again, much to the disappointment of Hardin’s ex-squeeze Molly m who spends the rest of the movie delivering side-eye so noxious one imagines it dripping off her lashes and burning through the carpets of the floor beneath.
I mean it okay for a critic to not like a film but this kind of language shows how unprofessional she is. I mean did she have difficulty finding more civilized words?
Criticizing didn't even stopped the fans to watch the first film when it was bad. Why would they hear critics now when they get the book scenes
AshleiSC this reviewwww
This is unprofessional and offensive. Take it down. All who are okay with these kind of critics make themselves look stupid.
there’s a line between being a critic and being an absolute arse. kiang crossed it.
We still gone watch it tho just cause 😂
Miss Jessica you can hate all you want but this movie is doing great. Unfortunately, you can’t do anything about it 😞
We don’t care about your opinion
Who’s gonna tell miss Jessica that this movie is based off of books that sold billions. Who’s going to tell her that the movie was made for fans of the books and that if you haven’t read the books you may not understand the film properly. Who’s going to tell her that this movie
the critic is so unprofessional. you can hate them all you want and it looks pathetic. anyways the two of them Shine ✌️❤️
I totally agree with jessicakiang 💜
This Bitch can say what she likes but at the end of the day the cast are more successful and probably don’t give two shits about what y’all say and anyways we’re getting another 2 movies
well, hate to break it to her that her review will not stop us from watching this awful movie starring those two uninteresting protagonists.
LMFAOOOO
maybe you shouldn’t get clowns to write reviews 😌
I couldn’t imagine being filled with that much hate and disgust. This isn’t a “review,” this was someone who is not happy getting out their frustrations and anger in general on anything they could. So sad.
personne t’as sonné jessica
It would be unfair to blame Harry_Styles for “After We Collided' . 🤣 thanks jessicakiang harrystyles
We’ve been knew. I read this when it was still a fanfic and when I was like 13. I used to think this was the best romance saga ever back then. I feel like this series shouldve just stayed in 2013-15 when we were blissfully ignorant of the ramifications of a toxic relationship.
orlaghdummigan1 😂
Did the person who wrote this article is on drug or something? Or maybe it's jealousy bc you wanted to be tessa.
Agreed!
embarrassing luv
This is tacky, unprofessional and frankly offence to those who did an incredible job on it. It also happens to make you look stupid because you don't have a clue what youre talking about- take this down.
Tf u on
pack it up jessicakiang go find a personality other than bashing movies/things people love and adore, you didn’t impact shit. And if you didn’t read the books don’t give a mf opinion 🖕🏻get a life bitch.
Wait. After made enough money to green light a sequel? We’ve got to do better y’all.
Billions of reads and millions of dollars so obviously it’s a story people love - this click bait pompous article is very tacky and unprofessional
Twilght ISN'T bad, people is
Twilght ISN'T bad, people are
WTF 🤦♀️ what‘s wrong with the person who wrote this ! That‘s bullshit, all of it. Someone who comes to this conclusion for the best series in the world, has no idea of the whole, real and fascinating story behind all this and it‘s a shame ! 🤬😒
anyway stan my babies
jessicakiang i hope you get covid 🤪
Já acabou Jessica?
This an entire article is not a good look on you, delete plz
q risa la crítica la vdd, anyways STAN JOSEPHINE LANGFORD AND HERO FIENNES TIFFIN
You’re allowed to have an opinion and I understand you guys said the things you did just to make money off it and to get more clicks but being out right rude about a franchise and actors is really not a good look on you ❤️
Did we ask?
After fans, don’t sweat this. There’s always a hater ready to bitch about your passion. Ignore it. Enjoy what you love and the friendships you make sharing that thing with others. Trust me on this- this critic will be long gone and you’ll still have your online friends! ♾
uh anyways
Mmmm
This was ✨tastelessly✨ done
Falta de profissionalismo.
so it's time for you to change jobs
Much of this criticism is very, very valid. But no way is this the worst out of Twilight and 50 Shades. I can’t even make it through those other franchises (even though some of my favourite actors feature) due to cringeworthiness & complete lack of heat / chemistry btwn leads...
Spain but without the S 💀🤡
Please tell us how you really feel about this movie.
Lmao I'm embarrassed for you
Like Jess we need to have a few words. Did you actually read the books? Or you only doing this for clout to get out your aggression?
Delete this♥️
We don’t care about your opinion
don't forget love, edward has glitter, GLITTER IN THE BODY ✌🏻
I’m sorry Jessica, you thought you did something there?
I think someone has to watch twilight 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
do they call you the joker?
Pleaseee twilight is a masterpiece 😂
BITCH PLEASE
🙄🙄🙄 what laziness gives me to read criticism of those who write exquisite just to look cooler 🙄🙄🙄
anyways... stan josephine langford and hero fiennes tiffin
After We Collided might be atrocious to you and most others, but fans of the books (read 1.5bn+ times) are going to love it
SamuelLaskey
Indeed. This film is fucking horrible.
66meia
yeah it wasn’t
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