BLOOMINGTON, IN—Researchers at the Psychology and Brain Sciences department of Indiana University published a new study Thursday confirming that a person’s aching desire for their one true love that’s been separated by fate is still no match for a good porkin’.
“Although many find immense satisfaction in eagerly waiting for the postal worker to deliver the latest dispatch from their dearly beloved from whom they’ve been unfairly torn apart, our findings indicate that this phenomenon doesn’t hold a candle to deep-dicking,” said head researcher Roger Patel, adding that all data suggests that the sensation of frantically tearing open an epistle from your dearest darling failed to compete with a good, old-fashioned hard pounding.
Source: Education Headlines (educationheadlines.net)
Does anything ever change?
If you can't go nine innings; don't show up to the ballpark. Reason why Good Porkin' has the lead.
In a public park, while missing his beloved? Was this before the virus, of after, where the shameless couple wearing masks?
Hmmm ... What is the pay for the test subjects ... asking for a friend ...
the harsh truth? lol
Ain't that the truth.
I need one of these to have a fighting chance in the game of love and war.
It doesn't look like the 2 toe down feet are from the same person!
Eddie Murphy covered that in his brilliant thesis Raw.
Wow. TheBabylonBee is much funnier.
'Sir, this is a morgue'
Then let's do fucking...
'Man who has sex is forced to cuddle and talk.'
Me, but instead presented with the choices of reading an insightful book or farting around on social media
Poetry. Like the lyrics to a Doug Fieger song. 🙏🏻 Averre13
the bottom is dehydrated.
Gclomax
Or just having someone to hold.
At this time of night,
what's porkin?
A'men!
Or both
What women should have in the new era: astral birth control, astral sexual protection not to lose any prana/ power during sex especially for when their chakras align
This tweet is offensive. Please pull it down before you ruin the lives of another marginalized group
HAHA. Duh!
Just forkin' around!
Amen to that!
Both one or the other, obvs
That photo doesn’t really depict a “good porkin” in my opinion. 🐖
Porkistan - forbutts it
Fact
im vegetarian 😎
Makin' bacon
Pffft
Is this that pushed pork I keep hearing about?
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