9 Things Introverts Do All The Time

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Introverts don’t need to go out to have fun. They’re perfectly fine spending Friday night at home alone watching movies like Zodiac starring Mark Ruffalo, The Kids Are All Right featuring Mark Ruffalo, skipping to all the Mark Ruffalo scenes in Shutter Island, or simply rereading The Progressive’s April 2012 interview with actor Mark Ruffalo.

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Other introverts enjoy writing, which is why they send Mark Ruffalo three letters a day, except Wednesdays when they send him seven because that’s the day of the week he was born on.Introverts tend to be very good listeners, which is why they can tell Mark Ruffalo is speaking directly to them in every interview he gives.Advertisement

If you’ve been driving closely behind Mark Ruffalo’s car for the past hour, you’re probably an introvert. You’re also probably an introvert if you’re following him into his driveway.Remember: Opposites attract! Mark Ruffalo is an extrovert, which means introverts like having him tied up with rope in their basements completely naked and drizzling baby oil on him.Most introverts wouldn’t like it if Mark Ruffalo was with them and started screaming for help. Screaming might attract attention.

 

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Not only on wednesdays. But, on Mondays, Wednesdays & Saturdays too. If the work schedule is not too full ...

can't believe I never saw the mark ruffalo zybourne clock movie

Mark Ruffalo!🥰

💦🌎 1/2 A treat for everyone

MarkRuffalo loooool

Introverts would be happy he saved the letters.

Get no bitches

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fucking introverts

There is no 10/10

Sniff the inside of there own shirt and imaging its from someone else

He’s on avengers right now 😂

Has there ever been a time when Mark Ruffalo didn't look like a homeless person?

That's called stalking not being an introvert

I'm seeing treble here, nine Mark Ruffalos

eat buggers after line of coke

what the living fuck

your mom

Poor Mark!

Ha, spot on! Real introverts, however, prefer nylon ropes

Introverts find this list totally applicable with the exception of changing person of interest to Keanu Reeves. Introverts find person of interest Keanu Reeves to be selecting movie roles tailor-made to speak to their souls. Introverts like their souls being directly spoken to.

They’ve been reading my Mark Ruffalo fan fiction again

I may be introverted but I’ve never heard if this Mike Ruffalo guy.

Sounds about right

Who is Mark Ruffalo?

Aaaallrighty then.

This is one of the funniest Onion articles in a while, great job guys

not sure what i was expecting....wasn’t that tho

Missed Connections

That escalated quickly

lol you mean creepy introverts lollll

Can confirm as a fellow introvert. Very accurate list.

What does tar mean? Do you have to be 12 to be considered a child? Wow this means happy? Questions must to be answered.

That's creepy as shit

Write bad 'jokes' for The Onion. TheOnionSucks

moayadcom 🤣🤣

'Mark Ruffalo's reveals the 'trick up his sleeve' behind his immortal hair'

No,7 - make bad movies so nobody goes to see them . A true sign.

That escalated quickly.

I thought the onion made satire

Take mark out of these things and then I have been personally attacked

BECOME MARK RUFFALO

Oh god i wish

Who is Mark Ruffalo? Re: introverts, I live in Norway, a country founded by and for introverts. No one here is named Mark Ruffalo.

Who ratted? We're gonna talk about this on our conference call tomorrow, guys.

Not clear why this is funny.

Go through different MarkRuffalo phases? Huh...who woulda thunk...

rayromanio

Right

This is why my introvert friends and I started our own band called Ruffalo Springfield

I’ve been convinced that I am an introvert until reading this. Basically, Mark Ruffalo is a dick so I am an extrovert with thousands of close friends.

My introvert side always looks like Mark. Cha-ching.

Compare themselves to Mark Ruffalo. Check.

How do you know?

😅

No, that's extroverts having too much time alone to ponder their obsession with.. well, you know.

Is “have fake conversations in your head where people think you’re funny and cool” one of them?

as an introvert, i can confirm this is what i do

Tis the truth

2020 - We're ALL introverts now.

The laundry

Ah The Onion, a fine place for crazy news which isn't real.

only The Onion could take this from dark to darkest in such a small amount of time also I'm an introvert but all famous Danish actors live in Hollywood what do

How would anyone know what introverts do? They stay inside all the time and wouldn't talk to reporters. I think this is all made up.

MarkRuffalo level up

Hello!!!! Vincent D'Onofrio wants his face back.

Yes, I wear a 70's style suit with muttonchops.

Get killed by Aurora police?

Wait introverts kidnap and kill mark ruffalo all the time? As in his murder is a recurring incident

Uh oh. The narrator from Fight Club went all Tyler Durden on Mark Ruffalo for stealing the Hulk from him.

And all this time I thought no one truly understood me.

It’s Jeremy renner

Mark Ruffalo is indeed my only friend

Any wonder I only read onion tweets? SOOOOOOO many ads. Fuck that shit!

LOL But they're right about skipping to all the Mark Ruffalo scenes in Shutter Island.

Wow...how are we gonna make it now without Mark?

Onion ain't joking around today

Hey that looks so much like Bruce Banner I thought he was angry all the time

I relate to that third pic too much

I love spending Friday night at home alone watching movies like Zodiac starring Mark Ruffalo,The Kids Are All Right featuring Mark Ruffalo, skipping to all the Mark Ruffalo scenes in Shutter Island or simply rereading The Progressive’s April 2012 interview with actor Mark Ruffalo

ppl have told me i look like him

Mark Ruffufufufualo 😍

Read the article on this one, people.

(Ruffalo)^3 = 9

Grow sideburns?

Have sideburns, wear plaid, do passive-aggressive card tricks?

That got dark REAL quick at the end XD

I highly recommend reading the article this time.

Grow sideburns. Nice.

MARK RUFFALO...OH MY HEART

I feel seen

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