27 Secret Things Pregnant Women Did That They Will Take To Their Grave

"I would get terrible gas every time I ate. I tried to be discrete, but soon everyone within my office knew.""The only good thing was that I was working with them for only a few weeks and will likely never see them again.""I had to wear TWO pairs of granny panties and put deodorant on my ass and bikini line. If I didn’t, I would sweat through my pants.""Even jeans. Like, visibly sweating for everyone to see my excessive crotch and ass swamp.

I just silently nodded.""Took less than a week to demolish them all.""I was so fed up with being constipated that I locked myself in the bathroom, squatted down in the bathtub, held onto the edge and pushed out a 20-pound bowel movement. I just scooped it up with a plastic bag and took it to the dumpster.""I scrubbed the tub for an hour. But, man, that sense of relief was worth the nastiness.""I ate dirt.

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