"I was late for a test and my professor was not the type to allow you to come in late. So, I emailed him and said my house had been broken into and the cops were there. He emailed back asking for the police report.""A co-worker who was always missing work took time off claiming she had to get a cyst removed from her knee. When she came back she was limping around, so someone asked to see how bad the scar was.
"I had to bullshit my way through 45 minutes of conversation about my ambitions to become a doctor. And at the end? I found out he was going home to his husband!""When I was in middle school, my close friend was a huge churchgoer. She and her family were always trying to get me to go with them even though I wasn’t religious. I started to run out of excuses, and eventually I said I had a doctor's appointment...on a Sunday.
"Every time a player served, there I was in the background, munching on garlic fries and drinking beer. My boss asked me the next day how my migraine 'worked out' because the bright lights and noise at the gym didn't seem to bother me.""I lied to my supervisor that I was late because my car battery died and I had to get a jump from roadside assistance. A month later, my car battery ACTUALLY died and I got a jump from a guy in my apartment complex.
The next day, my girlfriend gave the note to her boss who said, 'I'm gonna give you one chance to be honest with me here.' And she broke down in tears and confessed to being a hungover wreck. Luckily, her boss was a great guy and let her off.""My brother-in-law had a cruise planned for several months when he was offered a much better job, so he immediately took it without asking any questions.
"So, in his infinite wisdom, he told his boss that his father had died and he was going to have to be gone for at least a week to make arrangements. Well, guess who he runs into at the pursers desk on the first day on the cruise? His brand new boss. Needless to say he had no job when he got back home."Want to be featured in future BuzzFeed posts? Follow the
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