SAVANNAH, GA—Expressing concerns about the jaded, indifferent person he had apparently become, local 13-year-old Jay Eggers confided to reporters Tuesday that he had mourned the loss of his youth since realizing he no longer felt anything when watching or thinking about monster trucks. “I look in the mirror and wonder what happened
to that little boy who fell in love with Gravedigger and the Carolina Crusher,” said Eggers, observing that when his uncle surprised him for his birthday with tickets to a truck rally at nearby Oglethorpe Speedway, he was forced to feign excitement despite news that fan-favorite Xtermigator would be competing with a new and sick-looking custom-built chassis. “I don’t even know who that kid is anymore, the one who felt such pure, innocent, adrenaline-fueled joy every time Monster Mutt mashed its throttle. The other day I watched a video of a truck with 66-inch tires doing a sky wheelie as it crushed half a dozen flaming junk cars, and it left me feeling completely empty inside. It sucks, but I suppose everyone has to grow up sometime.
walter noooo
Man realizes he has average-size penis after not caring about guns anymore
Poor kid
Cool_Stuff_Guy Yea but dont you worry Santa will bring you a present this year! feckinpushingitonion
Double like. Anyone who also likes diesel trucks is a friggin moron
JimmFORCE Damn. Even the director’s son doesn’t care about that movie anymore.
really tragic!
GibraltarZA 😂
Jeez, the bee is just killing you!
Welcome to how i no longer feel about everything, little man. Except maybe boobs.
but now there’s guns
Never forget
Then when you realize wrestling isn’t real either
It's all downhill from there, kid.
For me it was in 1st grade when I realized heaven wasn't real...
On your way to manhood. Instead you can waste your time with pro sports.
😢Truly sad
Aww that’s sucks. I remember that transition and it was the worst thing I ever did. 🙃
WALTER
I have been there.
Buck up, little buddy. There's still dinosaurs. Those never get old.
ItDoesntGetBetter
A part of me died that day
WHAT A TRAGEDY! It has to be all those 5G beams they put in pop tarts nowadays
F in chat
monster truck and fire truck fan club
Don't know whether to laugh or cry, jaded at 13....
Walter
better headline: 13-year old disappointed when plastic surgery fails to make him look more like Kanye West.
this made me realize i no longer feel anything about monster trucks
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