12-Year-Old Hispanic Boy Not Sure If He’s Supposed To Be Looking Up To Marco Rubio

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CLEVELAND—While recognizing that he and the junior senator from Florida share a similar ethnic background, 12-year-old Hispanic boy Damon Aguilar admitted to reporters Tuesday that he doesn’t really know whether he’s supposed to be looking up to Marco Rubio or not. “I don’t know, should I try to be like Marco Rubio when I grow up? Is he the model I should be aspiring to?” said Aguilar, adding that Rubio may look like he does, but only when compared to all the other members of the U.S. Senate. “I guess he’s given some pretty big speeches, but I don’t know if I’m supposed to be impressed with that or what. It’s not as if my parents or teachers have ever told me, ‘Hey, if you work really hard, maybe someday you could be the next Marco Rubio.’” Aguilar later told reporters that as far as role models go, Hispanic-looking Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra would probably be a far safer pick.

 

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No body should be looking up to marcorubio PERIOD. Esta pendejo ese wey.

He would have to go prone

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂marcorubio when are you going to grow up and crawl down off the fence?

Blah blah blah blah blah and you're stupid The Onion that's right cuz the Democrats smell

SenRubioPress has no balls he is self gratifying corruption supporter undignified man Rubio was insulted muddied destroyed by realDonaldTrump and Rubio went to support his corrupt presidency . If this is you then so be it otherwise think a bigger and better man as role model

I wouldn’t. He‘s a coward and let’s himself be bullied. No spine whatsoever.

No marcorubio is a traitor to all Hispanics. He doesn't even care about them getting kidnapped by ice or any other of the horrendous acts being committed

Please do not look up to little Marco as someone with honesty and dignity. He is selling out the Hispanic people and their rights.

No one should ! He is not trustworthy and the people who work for his campaign as well !

Especially since at his age, he’s already taller than Rubio....

who gives a fuck

Narrator: He's not

Spoiler Alert! He is.

If he's smart, he won't!

It's like a marriage proposal. If, in the moment, you're not sure, then the answer is no. You've got to feel it, young man; your heart has to be near to bursting with joy. There is no shame if your heart has no song. (besides, the dude is from Florida)

ComfortablySmug

Mothers, don't let your kids grow up to be a Marco Rubio.

Nobody should be looking up to Marco Rubio.

No one looks up to Liddle’ Marco you gotta look down.

You don't look up to a man like that!

Marco Rubio is supposed to be my Senator. I know he disagrees with me politicly but he is still supposed to represent me. I have written to him many times over the years to express my concerns about various issues. I've had a few form letter non responses but usually no response!

Imagine looking up to any politician. Yikes.

If he's 12 - he should def know what there is to know - about Marco Rubio.

Racist. Why can’t he just admire a person who he relates to?

News is not your business. Stick to jokes.

You know it’s the Onion when you read Rubio and hard work in the same sentence 😂

Marco Rubio a Cuba descendant does not like Plantains when he is talking with Trump on the Phone...He says it makes his mouth move in a different way....

Man am I NOT looking forward to telling my kids the first Hispanic is Senator from my State was Ted Cruz

But he sure likes his rice and beans....

Hello sugar baby needed am bored, promise to take good care of you. 23+ DM now.

No. Ted Cruz

Whatever donny feels like.

Look away, mijo. Look away.

Ummm, No!

Only if his goal is to grow up to be a spinless coward...

The answer is no. Or as we like to say in Spanish - 'no'.

LOOK ITS RUBIO 🥤

At 12, he might already be taller than Rubio's 5'9', so....No.

Lol

This goose is a much better role model for life, Kid.

I forgot Marco Rubio existed tbh

He’ll grow out of it, trust me. Just because he’s the least-scummy Republican in Florida, doesn’t mean he’s a role model.

Based on this photo, he should be looking up to Gabriel Iglesias...

The answer is no little man stay strong

I'm sure he towers above Liddle Marco, so the answer is no.

How do you do it?

No ....no he’s not.

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