10 Best Places To Raise A Family

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Known for its safety, great schools, and affordable housing, Raleigh is the perfect place for your children to still gradually grow to resent you for reasons entirely beyond your control. Enjoy the mild climate as your kids direct their bitterness toward you in the city’s revitalized downtown or on its quiet, tree-lined residential streets. Just give in—there’s no stopping their ire here or anywhere else.

Your family has been raising children while moving back and forth between these naval bases for two generations now, and look how you turned out. Your kids will get over it. You’re a commanding officer, and you should be damn proud of that.You’re probably clicking through this list hoping to see someplace cool, like New York or San Francisco. You’re hoping you can raise your kids somewhere safe and affordable without sacrificing great restaurants and decent public transportation.

Boasting a world-class education system, low crime rate, and high standard of living that all far exceed those of corresponding American cities, some town in Norway or Switzerland or Denmark or one of those fucking places is the ideal place to raise children. It’s probably called Szlabörg or some shit like that.Your children’s godparents clearly know how to raise a family.

 

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Americas becoming more & more a place Americans want to flee from, & not live in, anymore, since the broken parts of the system seem unstoppable & slowly get worse to enslave & not encourage any kind of freedom that deviates from the corporate fascist narrative.

NOT IN AMERICA, anymore. Somewhere in Sweden or Europe. Where common sense, not corporate greed that kills, rules.

No mention on how affordable trailer park living is. One sided journalism at its best.

Thats my home town wtf

Panama? New Zealand? Any island in the Caribbean?

You guys have been churning out the good stuff lately, keep it up!

I read the whole thing. Suck it onion!

Yellow springs Ohio.

1. Detroit

1. Arizona 2. Germany 3. Norway 4. Denmark 5. Canada 6. Antarctica 7. North Pole 8. The Moon 9. Mars 10. Venus

The rotting log sounds appealing, but the Keebler elves’ orgies get pretty damned loud. You have to think about the kids now.

~*dont*~

Anywhere but where you currently happen to be while reading this. (and also nowhere TuesdayVibes)

An elevator.

Some accurate reporting done in this article.

Abuja, Glasgow and Swindon in my top 3

Living room. Not even close.

Finally! Now I know where to lay my eggs!

I love Szlabörg but Fruyjtëvitlånd will always be home for me.

I’m just trying to raise mine from the dead

Is this a screen shot from the Sims?

But where to I lower a family?

This one is perfect

Canada Haha! Just joking, Canada doesn't exist.

1. Yeah

The 'Crackhead' neighborhood

Mars, oddly enough

cute

I figured Flint would make the list.

Isn't this the place Lucky Luciano did it to em?

I don't know why Sweden doesn't mess around more in terms of geopolitics. It's Switzerland who will get the drones.

Bonus number 11: He’ll

Wilkes-Barre or Binghamton. 😂😂😂

1.Baghdad 2. Aleppo 3. Gaza 4. Sana'a 5.Mogadishu 6. Kabul 7. Caracas 8. Basrah 9. Mosul 10. Flint

where is he ?

I hope this planet made the list. Have you seen the current interplanetary moving costs?!

Seems tame

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