You know civilisation is on its last legs when a KitKat can cost £25 | Jay Rayner

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As Christmas approaches, food firms are wheeling out ridiculous symbols of excess. It’s not a bit of fun – it’s conspicuous consumption gone mad

There is no more deathly phrase in the world of food than “it’s just a bit of fun”. Something being just a bit of fun is what leads from the gateway drug of a steak served on a slate so that cutting up your dinner sounds like fingernails being dragged down a blackboard, to a full English breakfast served in a dog food bowl, to a spare rib selection presented in a mini galvanised dustbin.

 

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Barbarism civilisation decadence oblivion. Oh well, I expect the universe will get on fine without us.

Give it a break!

Is that the Kit Kat the SNP like. Their one costs at least £50.

$GS Green Tea coated Kit Kats .... ... ... decadent sugary-pcp ... w green tea high notes 😉 $msft $apo $lb

You can also buy this water from malaki. In Greek a Malaka is a nut job.

Don’t worry, this’ll be the norm when dear Leader gets in to power and hyper inflation will soon follow

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