Work start times for the public could be staggered and one-way systems for commuters put in place to avoid overwhelming the transport system when lockdown restrictions are eventually eased, the transport secretary has said.
Honest headline proposal: 'Owning up to a monumental fuck up and putting Neil Ferguson in the Tower, to help end lockdown.'
Maybe we could use different names on different days, too. Grant Shapps one day, Michael Green the next, and Sebastian Fox after that.
This surely has to be agreed with the GLA - they represent Londoners and will be responible for the enforcement of the conditions not the UK govt. SadiqKhan mrjamesob
Well they are already staggering the death times to massage their figures so this could be true.
' death times will be staggered too' Schapps can fuck right off.
‘Lockdown’. I’ve heard whenever this word is read or said aloud , somewhere in the world a journalist orgasms.
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