“My stomach is too weak to be eating anything right now, so I’m like, squatting on his floor, right? I’m over a bucket and I fart and oh my god -“So I say to him ‘I almost s**t myself’ because I know him like that and I go to the bathroom.“We all know where the story is going... it wasn’t mud. I straight up s****ed on his floor,” she confessed before explaining the size of the problem and that her date cleaned it up “like a true gentleman,” leaving her “mortified.
I'd call BS, but then that would make a really odd prank.
Real men clean up their dates diarrhea.
Journalism at its finest.
if there's a second date he's a keeper
Johnny deeps room ?
Why on earth did she stay the night after shitting on the floor 😬 she should have left straight away with being so unwell. 😱
Click bait.
127 deaths today and this is news? Refugees drowning in Channel, children living in poverty, NHS on brink. Seriously?
How do you think he felt?
And man was left with shit in his room
So shook up she had to tell the world?
Happens to us all.
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