We’d be better off picking someone at random and giving them keys to No 10 | John Crace

There was a brief frisson of excitement when someone said that Jason McCartney was in the spin room for the ITV leadership debate in Manchester. No one knew the former North Melbourne Aussie rules footballer and current list manager at the Greater Western Sydney Giants was in town. Then the excitement died a little. It was a different Jason McCartney.

Jeremy and Boris, each one would make good Prime Minister. Jeremy tells his thoughts straight away but Boris keeps his cards near his chest and plays a card which can make him win. I suggest one becomes Prime Minister and other his Deputy. British Nation could benefit from both.

A Homeless person would at least appreciate the accommodation?

John Cleese..?

There is a lot of cynicism against Tory members picking new leader/pm. It shows how far to the right and demographic of the Tory membership. But Johnson had support of more than 100 MPs and Hunt 50. MPs could’ve kept them out of the 2. Members only choice Johnson or Hunt

Fuck that , say Laura Pidcock or Rebecca Long-Bailey came out the hat...

Thank you,if ever I’m feeling frustrated and perplexed by our present political climate,I read your article and literally have to laugh out loud. It really sets me up for the day, so thank you so much

Like you did with Gordon Brown

Anyonebutcorbyn

I hear you. In that case Boris would be as good as any - correct? Let's pick him at least he's got a good sense of humor

Absolutely. I volunteer, and I’m not even British but swear I could do a better job.

UK political system going down the drain big time. When u have someone leaking emails for political reasons & a PM candidate refusing to support the ambassador for doing his job, Brexit is destroying the UK.

Errand boys sent by Jacob Rees Mogg to collect the bill.

I work for random

That leaves a 1 in 70 million chance we get Chris Grayling. I am not willing to take that risk.

4 NPC Kirbys on Hyrule Temple, you each pick a colour. Last Kirby standing, winner stays on. easypeasy

Yawn.

We need to end the left and right in politics, it has done nothing but lead us down this dead end. We need a leader who loves this country, and believes in the people. Someone who can take the best parts of our fabled history, reimagine them, and lead us forward with a purpose.

R these 2 the best u have?

The greeks did that to Oedipus, but that's another story.

Pity the Labour Party is in turmoil and their leader is unelectable. I say that with all the good will in the world towards the Labour Party by the way.

Give me the keys then. I have a few ideas to try out on the UK!

Or try Geaorge Carney!

That was disgusting i thought we were the only ones that had Donny Trump. You nice people deserve so much better. Good luck .I think your screwed

until then, can we appoint Larry the cat

Those gimps on ITV are both a million times better than Corbyn

You are experiencing in real time the result of Arrow's Impossibility Theorem: Mainly, the impossibility of picking a leader that is worth anything. We in the US suffer from this same problem too, just with different legal and electoral components.

radek_ratel Pick me.

No the Labour Party did that and look where that got them

Random people aren’t daft enough to want the job.

.... or hold a General Election! Just sayin’

Brillant. Good laugh. miko

I will take the job and this country will never look back.. 😉💪💜

I hear NoelGallagher said he's qualified. Better than a Random But as in the words of russellcrowe CaptainJackAubrey MasterandCommander out of BorisJohnson and Jeremy_Hunt it's a case of the LesserOfTwoWeevils sorry I meant, weasels.

Please stop these debates ,I’d rather be blindfolded for my execution.

Think we should let No10cat have a go

Give it too Larry the cat. Will do a far better job than these 2.

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