Vegan roast roadtest: 'When I wake on Sunday my face smells like vegan ham'

The vegan ham, once cooked, is vibrantly orange. Offensively so, according to my mother, who has left her slice uneaten on the side of her plate. My father has, miraculously, gone back for seconds. He will regret this later.

Ewww.

“... and it’s texturally unpleasant”. Wonderfully written!

Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time, I was literally in tears, ‘I’ll try the bum end’! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Brilliant.

It's not often you see a reference to The Castle. Nice. Straight to the pool room.

those vegans mimicking meat dishes are pathetic, they reveal how desperate for meat they are, if you don't want to eat meat don't do it, deal with eat, stop trying to mimic it

Good God, get your arse over to BOSHTV and make one of their delicious vegan Christmas dinners instead of this.

I'd rather have a salad.

Does this mean roasting a vegan?

¿Vegan?

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