Big or small, kinky or cute – most of us have some kind of fantasy scenario that we would love to have fulfilled in the bedroom… or somewhere else., have revealed the top ten fantasies of people in the UK – and they are pretty wide-ranging.
Although the realities of leverage issues, a lack of upper-body strength and precarious shower curtains can make the whole experience a bit of a damp squib.The classic ménage à trois scores highly on this list, with people keen to bring in a third party to spice things up. If everyone is on the same page, a threesome can be amazing – but it’s all too easy for someone to feel left out.Whether it’s a tropical beach, an idyllic meadow, or the car park behind Tesco – having sex outside certainly has its appeals.
But with the British climate we’re quite surprised that so many people are willing to brave the elements – you are braver than us.I mean, sure. Work is boring. Having sex would definitely bring a new meaning to hump day.But the realities are tricky – where would it happen? Under the desks? In the disabled toilet? The office gossip machine would go haywire if anyone found out.So once again it seems that when it comes to sex, it’s a case of the more the merrier.
Boring. Where are busty dwarves?
You missed off masterbating into an antique oil lamp whilst dressed as Napoleon as a gaggle of lovely ladies read the Daily Star to me and throw kittens whilst shouting “This is the real Waterloo!”..... maybe that’s just me though.
Not one mention of dressing up as a Admiral 😴😏
That's a fucking boring list.
I call bullshit on those figures Next time just survey me
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