The American writer Mark Twain wrote in his damning – and damn amusing – 1880 essay, The Awful German Language, “It is easier for a cannibal to enter the Kingdom of Heaven through the eye of a rich man's needle that it is for any other foreigner to read the terrible German script.”
möglich
Zicherheitsnadel
Ich
The 'terrible German script' (sometimes called 'Black Letter') is very similar to the typeface of the Daily masthead.
Is 'Kraut' a German word?
I like German
Fremdschämem- outer shame. What some of us feel now.
It’s Zwolf it’s Zwolf .... 😎
Donaudampfschifffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft
Rathaus
Haven't got one.
Frühlingsmüdigkeit = springtime lethargy (yes, Germans feel it too)
Zugzwang. Also the perfect definition of where we are on Brexit.
funf
Zeitgeist.
Strassenbahnhaltestelle
Kamerad.
Bushaltestelle
Zuruck
Achtung! (baby)
Ausgezeichnet!
Schadenfreude, followed by handschuh...
BethClarke8 naturlich!
Some years ago, I taught German, and I remember when Year 7 pupils learned the word for 'father' was 'Vater' (pronounced 'farter') and the word for 'dad' was 'Vati' (pronounced 'farty'), they loved it!
Xenophobich
winkelmesser 😏
Brunhilde
eichhörnchen - its a squirrel with a fabulous pronunciation
Scheisse- sums up the Telegraph more than adequately
Backpfeifengesicht.
Krankenhauser
BMW 🤩
Gusundheit........it is a beautiful word and we should adopt it, I have!
Fuck
Wahrscheinlichkeitsrechnung
kraftfahrzeugmechanikermeister...😃
Kraut
Vorsprung
Lamborghini
Bergen-Belsen
Buchenwald
Treblinka
AUSCHWITZ
Danke
Mottenpulver.
Mingehousen
Maybe the German word for paywall, whatever that might be.
Hande hoch
Mercedes
Porsche
Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung
Tschüss - bye!
Schadenfreude...
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German police raid 30 premises linked to far-right extremistsAlleged target is Inferno Cottbus ’99 group, suspected of criminal activity and neo-Nazism Here, they're invited to become Tory councillors..... Can you blame them? The Germans have probably taken a long hard look at the UK and realised just how bad things can get when you let the far right into government, best to stamp it out as soon as possible. The right is the only thing that can save Germany from the self destruction of the left and their goal of population replacement through unchecked 3rd world migration. The left thinks Germans being a minority in their own country is a good thing.
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German overtakes French as the language most sought-after by employersFewer EU nationals looking for work in the UK amid Brexit uncertainty, coupled with a drop in language learning in schools, causing a 'worsening language shortfall' Wow. It just got harder. Beg to differ English is the language most employers want
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Thai murderer shows police how he killed German backpacker, 26Ronnakorn Romruen, 24, (pictured) confessed to raping blonde Miriam Beelte, 26, after she arrived on the idyllic island of Koh Si Chang, eastern Thailand, on Sunday. It was justified, she looked at him funny and did not acknowledge her privilege. Charming- hang him
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Thai murderer shows police how he killed German backpacker, 26Ronnakorn Romruen, 24, (pictured) confessed to raping blonde Miriam Beelte, 26, after she arrived on the idyllic island of Koh Si Chang, eastern Thailand, on Sunday. evil thug!
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British woman found dead in Swiss hotel room as German boyfriend arrestedSwiss police are investigating the death of a 22-year-old British woman found lifeless in the bathroom of a four-star hotel in the south of the country. uh-oh....mightve been that video i sent her... My picture of Germany was formed in 1942 and did not change afterwards,' M Thatcher 1989 You couldn’t resist this headline could you?
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Thai man raped and killed German backpacker, 26, while 'high on meth'Miriam Beelte, 26, from Hildesheim, Germany, was travelling on the island of Koh Sichang, off the coast of eastern Thailand, when she was raped and murdered by local man Ronnakorn Romruen, 24. Plain sad. Hope he receives the full force of the law for his savagery. May his victim RIP Primitive peoples bring such wonderful outcomes everywhere they go. It's hard to keep up with the joy and progress they bring to the world!
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May agrees to October Brexit after Franco-German carve-upUK also has option to leave in June if PM can secure Commons support for deal So when do you think she’ll be back on her knees in front of the EU mandarins demanding another extension. Germany & France in a carve up where they agree... This is a first. Doctober to repair headaches.?
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German exports suffer biggest slump in a year as Brexit and trade war uncertainty bitesThe pound has fallen back into flat territory with the clock ticking towards Friday’s Brexit date. They suffer, we suffer, we all suffer. Working together has got to be preferable to mutually assured recession as we confront the global rebalancing in trade that is ocurring between super powers.
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German elite call for radical rethink of EU's Brexit strategyGermany’s former European commissioner has lashed out at Brussels for pushing Britain into an impossible position on Brexit, while three of the country’s top economic think tanks have called for a radical change in the EU’s negotiating strategy. Yes, it's them, not us. Whatever. Are you Mrs May? She blames everyone else except herself. Their side for saying that you can't leave the club and still have all the benefits? What nonsense!
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Thai murderer shows police how he killed German backpacker, 26Ronnakorn Romruen, 24, (pictured) confessed to raping blonde Miriam Beelte, 26, after she arrived on the idyllic island of Koh Si Chang, eastern Thailand, on Sunday. Why did you feel it necessary to insert 'blonde' into your opening paragraph? Is hair colour relevant to murder? Hope they hang him leave him to Rot he’s nothing but Filth anyway , a young woman o holiday dear god don’t ever go there f Holidays RIP young lady condolences to your Family
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