I saved and saved and sold my soul to the mortgage company and bartered with construction people and lived in a dusty hellhole for months.I have pretty tiles and a tiny glass roof that lets in light.But the other day I bought a new toilet seat and every time I do a wee I exclaim to the boyfriend how lovely the new toilet seat is and I secretly keep opening the bathroom door and staring at this fresh, clean addition, because, yes, it also makes me happy.
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