The story of a socially distant wedding

Do people really believe this shit? God, how dumb are they? Still, good opportunity to save a few quid, so who can blame them?

Why don't you do a video on the future of the BBC after this is all over? Oh wait the BBC doesn't have a future.

People have invested in weddings this year & it’s unfair that they can’t have their dream weddings that they have prepaid thousands of pounds for but people can protest in their 1000’s in cities throw statues and sit in bars in soho with no social distancing in place at all!!

You are losing the control which you were clinging onto out of sheer desperation.... Trolling is fun

Pathetic

Meanwhile people in pubs who don’t know each other and cannot immediately contact each other should they have symptoms can do whatever the hell they want.

I’m a bit sad my licence fee supports this ‘journalism’.

You'd of been better of 'having the divorce first' anyway hope you have a better life than your wedding! Don't forget to keep two meters apart from each other, great birth control!

I ain’t worried, can’t even get a girlfriend let alone get married.

You are having a laugh! You have to be a complete idiot to not know by now this whole thing has been a total sham!

Anyone with ANY SENSE will tell Johnson exactly where he can shove ALL of his UNSCIENTIFIC ILLOGICAL Covid-19 BOLLOCKS!! ABSOLUTELY NO POINT in ANY OF IT!

Morons

Is rumpo still allowed?

The couples will also sanitise their private organs as we well wearing masks during love making

Enjoyed your story from 6 days in the future...What happens next in the story

Does that include bride and groom!

'No touching and a lot of sanitising' - sounds a lot like my wedding 5 years ago

Meanwhile in pubs across England, complete strangers were jam packed in a room! Here’s a thought - rent out a pub and have your wedding there!

Meanwhile at pubs.

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