The more we laugh, the richer Gwyneth Paltrow gets

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This week may go down in history as the one in which Donald Trump was impeached, but it was also the week the world laughed at Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle

Or it may be remembered as the week in which actress and hawker of new-age wares Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle entitled: “This Smells Like My Vagina”. In the first rough draft of history stakes, they currently appear neck and neck, Paltrow’s burning bush possibly having the edge.

 

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A wick to forget if you ask me.

Yeah, I mean, who the feck bought it 😳

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