Stephen Colbert on Mike Pence: 'So full of crap he’s attracting flies'

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Late-night hosts react to Harris and Pence’s clash over the White House’s bungling of the virus response, Plexiglass barriers and, of course, the fly

Stephen Colbert Mike Pence and Kamala Harris squared off in the one and only vice-presidential debate on Wednesday night, in a relatively tame affair which “proved once and for all, by comparison, what a flaming turd pile last week’s debate was”, said Stephen Colbert.

 

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Have an interview with fly on Mike Pence{Sponge Mike Square Pence}

Damn. Stevie looks old.

Poophead

On his side of the plexiglas fence one disputant looked wooden and tense oozing blood from his eyes he's attractive to flies a cadaver'd look good next to Pence.

We always used flip flops for our trip to the beach. I never knew they were used for the President's statements.

'Colbert exclaimed, 'God bless you, fly. I guess the Plexiglass wasn’t high enough. But listen, listen, all jokes aside, thoughts and prayers to that fly’s family,' he added.'

Yes!!

Well observed,.

Love the Covid format... Don't go back to the studio!

Good point. We all know flies like 💩

Flies like sh*t

😜😝🤪🥳

Proof that Obama bugged pence

My favourite part was how he made it sound like banning fossil fuels and fracking was a bad thing. Don't vote democrat, they are trying to make your life better!

Aha!!!!

Hahahahaha

Poor lil guy

richardpbacon Europe is doing what Biden wants. It was a model of how to deal with COVID? They reported 96,996 new cases, the highest total for the region ever recorded by the WHO. Why is a guy jailed for walking daughter down the aisle at marriage and looters allowed to scream, smash, burn

Only a fly can recognize a piece of sh-t when it sees one...

Did you hear the one about the black fly who landed in shit?

And Colbert is the consummate authority since he is so full of himself

It was a modern type of ear-piece

How true, he is nauseating! Ken23161

Last night was one of his all time best monologues.

flies stick to shit

As you can guess from some reactions, Trumpists have lost all sense of smell and taste. That’s the fate of those wearing magahats instead of masks! The shit fly showed much more discernement. It knew exactly where to land. Unlike the Trumpists, it perceived dung for what it is.

I've only seen video of the fly appearing. Anyone got video of it flying in towards or away from Pence? Looks to me like it just...appears.

Colbert anti trump? I've seen it all now

Pence is just as nasty as Trump...he’s quieter, but just as nasty. The fly knew who the nasty person was.

Who is the smuck?

richardpbacon 无信号待机 is Chinese for “no signal-stand by” which Communist Chinese saw when VP Pence stated the obvious---Covid 19 came from China. Were any of Kamala's words censored (excuse me) experience signal problems? None at all. Gee, what does that tell us?

😂😂😂we love you Stephen!

Wow that is very nasty. Interesting when the democrats can't win they go personal. Mike gave fact after fact, totally destroying the weak Harris, who lied within 2mins. The MSM won't do their job and fact check their wonderful democrats, so the republicans have to do it.

Hey StephenAtHome. Ya mean like...?

I am so glad people use Stephen Colbert as the political North Star. If you do, you are not smart enough to vote.

StephenAtHome

There’s room for everything and everyone in Trump’s administration. You might see cockroaches in the next debate.

Obama sent the flies. Obama is the king and magnet of flies.

adamboultonSKY This guy just books like a senior version of Harry Potter. And his show absolutely sucks.

'I think there may be some symbolism here.'

If Pence is attracting flies then Colbert is attracting maggots.

... keeping them off someone else?

Good one

I’m old enough to remember when Colbert was still funny.

This Fly!🦟🦟🦟🦟

Oh how original. 🙄

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