Sketch: Theresa May didn’t even turn up to be told of her own uselessness, and who can blame her?

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For long hours beforehand, MPs took it in turns to stand up and read from a script that hasn’t changed in two and half years

 

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It's a thankless job she's got.

True, at least Corbyn shows up.

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