My poor children are stuck with a mother who is decompressing after being in a whirl of stand-up comedy for more than two decades. I’m learning to slow down. I have to remind myself that I don’t need to hurry them up because now, I have nowhere to be, no train to catch. I instinctively say “in a minute” to them when they call for me, then remember I’m not actually in the middle of anything.
A female Nish?
This is your perfect moment, use your humour creat materials to make the nation laugh.
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Alive?
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The same as you were with comedy: not funny
No clue, who is she?
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