Queen reduced to furious frontwoman for grubby election stunt | John Crace

  • 📰 The Guardian
  • ⏱ Reading Time:
  • 1 sec. here
  • 2 min. at publisher
  • 📊 Quality Score:
  • News: 4%
  • Publisher: 53%

United Kingdom Headlines News

United Kingdom Latest News,United Kingdom Headlines

Monarch plods through exercise in existential nihilism letting not a hint of enthusiasm escape her lips

Her Majesty’s head rotated through 720 degrees. A stream of green projectile vomit erupted from her mouth. This wasn’t so much a Queen’s speech as an exorcism. A desperate purge of the toxic waste that had been forced on her by a prime minister she had come to detest. A man who had already misled her over one prorogation and was now using her as a frontwoman to deliver an election manifesto.

 

Thank you for your comment. Your comment will be published after being reviewed.
Please try again later.

ESlibrarian HARSH OPINION/ THIS/ MQ/ “In 2014 & 2015 The Facebook Platform Allowed An App~Ended Up Harvesting 87M Profiles Of Users Around The World That Was Then Used By CambridgeAnalytica In~ 2016 US Presidential Campaign & In The Brexit~' MORE/ + ChrisInSilico

Please have respect for our fellow human whose name is Elizabeth. She has worked so hard for us all since she was thrust into the role of our queen in her early life. And has dedicated her life to us since then.

Aren't all Queens speeches political statements of intent. All good aims for any government, I don't see why good ideas are fool's gold unless the opposition are just hell bent on disruption. I can't respect any party that would run the country down for political gain.

It must be frustrating for the Guardian and other UK elites that the Queen respects a democratic vote more than they do.

'I can‘t believe I am related to this tosser“ thought Her Maj re BorisJohnson. Watch, like and RT this VeryBadHippies IveGotYouDave BorisJohnson DonaldTrump

They’ve made her look a fool !!

God this is wonderful, vitriolic raging. Amazing.

Serves her right. Expensive rubber stamp tho’

She looks, very pissed off about it, I’ll say that! Maybe, Boris Johnson’s head’s on the block!

A ceremonial dog and pony show of no consequence whatsoever.

All political BULLSHIT as is happening in EVERY COUNTRY with a upcoming election! Canadian politicians are spewing out the shit that you can’t shovel it fast enough!! But REAL ISSUES? Not a chance!! 🖕🏽the vote, not one worth it!!

Omg vote for SNP MP

Bet that crown and gown could grab a fair penny at action and do a lot more good for her “people” and imagine IF she actually had something REAL to say about the Syrian refugee crisis and actually extended a hand in helping these people?!?!🙄THAT would mean to be human tho!

Abolish the monarchy.

Aren’t all Queen’s speeches political?

We have summarized this news so that you can read it quickly. If you are interested in the news, you can read the full text here. Read more:

 /  🏆 84. in UK

United Kingdom Latest News, United Kingdom Headlines

Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.

How the Queen could bag herself a cool £100M a year thanks to a new auctionQueen visits former Grenadier Guard Michael Bowman's home, which is the first new development of Haig's Veteran Housing Charity. 😂😂😂😂God save me... ➕ Sure aren't I great! 👍✔️🍺👌
Source: Daily Express - 🏆 26. / 68 Read more »

Queen sends heartwarming tribute to granddaughter Princess Eugenie on wedding anniversaryQueen Elizabeth unveils a plaque at the Haig Housing Trust in Morden, London. The project will work on housing for veterans.
Source: Daily Express - 🏆 26. / 68 Read more »

Boris Johnson's Queen speech to announce crackdown on foreign criminals sneaking into UKFOREIGN criminals who flout deportation orders to sneak back into the UK will face jail terms of at least two years under a law-and-order crackdown to be announced in the Queen’s Speech today.
Source: Daily Express - 🏆 26. / 68 Read more »

Queen of the desert: the new minimalThis is the season of minimalism: throw on a jumpsuit or cover up in a camel cape and you’re ready for anything
Source: The Guardian - 🏆 84. / 53 Read more »

The one item the Queen never travels withoutA new documentary revealed the one item Queen Elizabeth will never get on a plane without, and it's very British of her.
Source: Cosmopolitan UK - 🏆 134. / 51 Read more »

Teen tennis queen Coco Gauff just won her first WTA titleWe can’t wait to see where this amazing young woman goes next.
Source: StylistMagazine - 🏆 133. / 51 Read more »