Too busy getting wasted on the booze
Too busy wanking over the underwear pages on Williams catalogue
Too old..... Facts....
Yes, on this Christmasday we must think of those living in distant dusty lands under a barbarous, evil so called religion where women are violated daily 4 fun & stoned 2 death! UK will always b a beacon of civilization & humanrights that barbarians can aspire to Christianity
Cos' he's playing it safe to make it to 3 digits, so as to get a 'telegram' from Queenie in his email SPAM folder 🤔
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