I would have punched that priest
Damian 3
Nutter
Absolute nutter!
When waterboarding an errant priest, side bets on whether he will scream for God's mercy or his mother are just the touch to add zesty fun to the group experience!
Sounds more like Satan is in tyhe Priest
MY BOOT WOULD BE IN HIS ARSE, IF I WAS THERE
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ANOTHER LOONY
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