Police issue warning about Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills

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Man, 30s, from Luton arrested on suspicion of supplying the dangerous high-strength batch, police say

Police have issued a warning about a dangerous high-strength batch of Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills.

 

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TrumpIsABadTrip

I’d never take a trump

This warning should have been issued four years ago.

What a load of propaganda bollox 🙄

Police should issue warning for Donald Trump. Period.

🤣🤣🤣

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Dervlen Sure to f*** you up

Can they issue a warning about DT shaped humans...

Ahahah

Why on earth would you take trump to get high? Goes against the grain.....

ciabaudo Do they drive NPCs out of their minds whilst leaving sensible adults unaffected?

ciabaudo These pills are really strong, don't buy them! Yes Mom...

They make you goofy and lie big time

jamesdoleman Do you really need a warning from the police?

Another way ‘Trump’ is trying to kill people !?

Obviously you're supposed to angrily crush them..

Police issue warning about Donald Trump no surprise there

If you take these tablets, you will end up like Joe Biden, where am I? Are these my shoes, hmm hair to sniff.

Thats Fred Flintstone fake news lol

It can kill... Don't ever take it..

They are suppositories. 😀

96 months late

Def the correct color

What a time to be alive

Ew why would u take them. Regular ecstasy only please 🤭🤭🤭

husla9 You couldn't get more opposite to a love dove.. what are they called war pigs?

Instead of making you want to dance, they make you lie and want to play golf.

trump is probably behind pushing these pills. He's probably making money off them!😂🇺🇸

Pamaro25 You could take out the last three words and it could still be spot on.

kieranlee1970

Should be orange.

Lambdoid Promise a lot and deliver nothing.....

Any Barry shaped Saturday night specials in Chicago? “If I gots an ass-capper, it would look like ‘Bama”

Poison just like the real Donald Trump poison he’s toxic nuclear waste everything he touches gets corrupted just look at him look at what he does

Veri gud extazi pil

Dont take drugs . If you start thinking of doing them go to any city and look at the street zombies . Those street people once were normal. Dont touch any of it !

He'll do anything to raise money.

They make you lie

This is just free publicity

Such a drug.

Are they giving you an orange rash and do your hands shrink?

Fake?

🤣🤣

JaneyGodley If it’s shaped like Trump, looks like Trump it’s gonna fuck things up!

People always ask me about Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. I do very well with Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. I love Donald Trump-shaped ecstasy pills. No one loves them more than me, BELIEVE ME.

I'd rather have a steak, thanks.

Not a hint of irony

THEY ARE STRYCHNINE!!!!!!!

UcantMakeThiShitUp!!!!?............really!!!

Should we give some to trump and tell him they are trump-stone vitamins?

😂😂😂😂

Pills might have been intended to make people vomit uncontrollably

*Donald Trump* and *ecstacy* cannot be in the same sentence unless said sentence also contains the words *Global* * *as* *led* *away* *to* *begin* *lengthy* *prison* * term*

Probably full of Bleach.

E pills that prevent an erection? That's a first.

Surely the fact that they’re Donald Trump shaped is warning enough?

JaneyGodley If anyone has ever run a more Chris Morris story than this, I’d love to see it.

I don't understand, the police say criminals constantly find new ways to sell their drugs and make them more appealing thus MDMA tablets are created to look like a number of culturally popular people. But Trump is neither appealing nor popular so hard to see the point here.

Incoherency, a heightened sense of self-importance and a lack of coordination. The pills are no better either.

Of course the pills had to be orange.

Ugh. Just thinking of ingesting one evokes a gag reflex

Boy, talk about thesis/antithesis--ecstasy/Donnie.

Is official: Trump is a bad drug

Can confirm. Trump is a bad trip.

Ecstasy? More like agony

Make Amphetamines Great Again

You will never beat Mitsubishi's.

Side effects: ten hours on the toilet talking shit

Impostor_Rizwan 😂

MAGAMDMA

Anything shaped like Donald Trump should be viewed as a warning to everyone.

Well, when I watch Trump I feel like I'm tripping. Makes sense.

trump-shaped pills mislead: not weak like potus but still somehow quite deadly

On brand

ETTD

😛

Super strength MDMA tablets have been around for a while now. Hopefully most people taking them know to start off with a half at most but it only takes one person to take a whole one and have a bad reaction.

The mystery of what sustains the Trump cult is finally solved!

Double drop em.

*ecthasy

Not enough orange and to much adderall?

As long as you don't swallow the hair, you'll be fine

Just to make sure you never find a mail box

Sounds like a bad trip

On the other hand, who would put that in their mouth?

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Make America Gurn Again

Eewwww....

Make raves great again.

They make you have bad hair,fake tan and talk shit.

They're great

i'd risk a half

They make you unable to walk down a ramp and mispronounce Thailand

Yeah, but they only give you the shits and a fake college degree.

Do they turn you into gibbing imbecile?

Haha! Sounds like a good time. Just use responsibly and keep out of reach of children.

Bad trip for sure

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